Website to Waste Time: Serious BroTips to live your life by
It's something any self-respecting man needs and welcomes with open arms. Bro Tips. Be it advice about women or beer, there's no better help to dodge the sh*t life throws at you.
Since time began, men have managed to get through life by learning from the epic mistakes of others. So when someone takes the time to throw you some knowledge, listen up and bask in its glory. OK, that may be overstating it a bit, but why bother making stupid mistakes when someone else already has.
You might presume that some website has collated all this epic advice in one place... you'd be right. BroTips.com has been set up to basically be the internet version of Baz Luhrmann's 'Wear Sunscreen'. It has several thousand nuggets of advice and is generously sprinkled with a layer of humour.
Take this Bro Tip for example. Why smile when it takes so much less effort not to. Now it's probably not talking about frowning, but imagine how cool you'll look to the opposite sex if you're not grinning like a thick when they glance over.
OK, OK, so you like smiling. Maybe this one will grab you a little better. Relationships are always a tricky things to get right. Let's face it, women are creatures we'll never properly understand. So if a girl you've been fawning over for ages breaks up with her boyfriend there are two things you shouldn't do. A) Don't become the good friend/shoulder to cry on and most importantly give it a few weeks to make sure her break up isn't a temporary thing. You may never be glad you did, but you'll certainly be sorry you didn't.
BroTips.com also deals with other burning social issues. Like talking to people when they obviously don't want to. This one works in any case, be the other person a girl, work colleague or propsective employer. If they don't say much to you and try to avoid eye contact then they're just not that into you.
Then there's the most sacrosanct rule of all. If someone has headphones in DON'T TALK TO THEM. The day in work can be a stressful time and depending on the household, stepping over the threshold may not be an end to it. The daily commute may the only time a person has to themselves. So if someone has headphones in leave them alone, they don;t want to be bothered!
There you have it. That's only a taster of the epic, and humourous, advice that's available on BroTips.com. Be sure not to get too lost in all the entries. You'll actually need some time to implement all those tips.