Website to Waste Time: Total first world problems with WhiteWhine.com
Complain about anything nowadays and within a second someone will have disdainfully uttered the response 'First World problems'. In fairness, they're usually right.
While spoilt people have always existed (somehow managing to get through a whole life without realising how good they have it) the internet is now a perfect destination for their b*tching and bellyaching.
God help your Twitter/Facebook feed if they haven't had their mocha chai frappucino. But like all idiots on the internet, they annoy and entertain us in equal measure. If there weren't people like that who would make us feel good about ourselves?
That's exactly why the good people at WhiteWhine.com set up the site. It's a perfect chronicle of some of the worst and most harrowing first world problems. If White Whine is to be believed, some people don't even own an iPhone or drive a Lamborghini... shocking!
There are some priceless examples of how you're expected to conduct yourself if you ever come into money. Like the one below. While rubbish is an incredibly precious commodity wherever you live in the world, surely this girl could have just gone ahead and dumped it anyway.
Now if that kind of problem wasn't enough to like wreck your whole life then I don't know what is. Actually I do. Getting punished by a lecturer for like plagiarising 'n' stuff. That's super uncool when you like pay his wages.
At this point you're probably wetting yourself at some of the things these American idiots consider to be problems. But, don't be fooled, there are plenty of people at it over this side of the pond. This next one explains where the likes of 'Made in Chelsea' gets their scripts from. You can just imagine one of those pampered morons having just this kind of privileged freakout.
After all that stress you might want to sit back, relax and sip on a lovely cool Diet Coke. But wait, what's that? Like OMG, your bottle of Coke is caught in your damn BMW drinks holder. Isn't that just like the worst thing ever? Well this person obviously thinks so.
This is the kind of site that should annoy the hell out of us, but it doesn't. We're too busy laughing our asses of at the rich morons. It seems might be hard being poor, but it's damn tough being rich too.