Paddy Power’s Batty Bets: We’ve got some Brangelina bets for their upcoming nuptials
Though no one has yet confirmed the full details on the upcoming wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, we’ve got a plenty of wacky Brangelina bets instead.
The editors of Hello! and Now magazine weren’t the only ones over the moon when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to take a break from their global baby-shopping expeditions and finally tie the knot.
Though the womb raider and the planet’s most wanted man since the departure of Osama Bin Laden are yet to confirm the exact date of the impending nuptials, we here at Power Tower couldn’t resist offering some wedding wagers.
We like Angelina, which is odd because we don’t normally like stuff that Brad Pitt has been in, but I’m assuming JOE readers will thank us for not dwelling on her dress designer market: The favourite is Versace at Evens, while less likely is American discount brand Target at 500/1. Also available in the fashion stakes is 10/1 for Angelina to wear a leather dress to walk up the aisle.
The juiciest question on everyone’s mind is whether or not Jennifer Aniston, the most publicly-jilted wife in the history of Hollywood, will be there to witness the “I Do’s”. Fortunately for Angelina, it’s a miniscule 1/10 that the creator of ‘the Rachel look’ will be amongst the bouquet-jumpers while it’s a far meatier 5/1 for the former Friends star to crank the awkwardness up a notch or 8.
From here we lost the run of ourselves even offering odds on Brad Pitt’s facial hair for the occasion (designer stubble the 5/4 favourite!) and whether or not the bat-poo crazy Hackers star will wear a vial of Brad’s blood (40/1) as she did at her previous wedding to Billy Bob Thornton.
Finally, if their current brood of six isn’t enough to keep them busy, it’s 5/1 for her to decide to have a baby delivered by a doctor and not by post and be pregnant on the day.