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Video: Manchester United fan promo video for the Bayern match is excellent

This video from a United fan would almost have you believing that they have a

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Manchester United v Olympiacos FC - UEFA Champions League Round of 16

Video: Manchester United fan promo video for the Bayern match is excellent

This video from a United fan would almost have you believing that they have a

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Here’s who will play who in the Champions League last 16

After another morning of ball fondliing in Nyon, here’s the eight ties that make up the first knock-out phase of this season’s Champions League

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Pics: The Bernabeú was pushing Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or cause tonight

While he is currently out injured, Ronaldo will again be battling it out with rival Leo Messi for the Ballon d’Or and the Real Madrid crowd made their feelings very clear.

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Video: Ribery and Schweinsteiger scored two lovely goals for Bayern Munich last night

While you’re watching those, you might as well catch up on all the goals from another near-perfect display by the European Champions last night.

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Video: Glorious passage of Bayern Munich possession v Man City made better with Benny Hill music

Manchester City’s defeat to Bayern Munich last week was humiliating enough before somebody went and made it look worse (but brilliant for everyone else) by adding the Benny Hill music.

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Video: Pepe had a nasty face wound stapled shut on the pitch last night (Warning: Graphic Content)

Some will say it couldn’t have happened to a nicer chap and all that but it’s hard not to feel a degree of sympathy for Pepe after this.

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Pic: Shakhtar Donetsk serve the worst stadium food we’ve ever seen

If you’re about to tuck into your dinner then look away now.

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GIF: John Terry and David Luiz pulled off a perfectly synchronised jump last night

We can’t explain exactly why, but we’ve been getting a great kick out of this clip of John Terry and David Luiz executing a perfectly synchronised skip on the turn against Steaua Bucharest last night.

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Video: The brilliant rendition of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ at Celtic Park last night

The result didn’t go their way, but the Celtic fans were bloody fantastic last night, as this pre-game clip shows.

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Video: Mario Balotelli awarded ridiculous last-minute penalty for AC Milan against Ajax

It’s not quite as bad as the one awarded to Pepe for Real Madrid last week but it’s close.

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Video: Should Scott Brown have been sent off for this incident with Neymar?

Celtic skipper Scott Brown was sent off for kicking out at Neymar during the Hoops’ clash with Barcelona this evening but did he deserve the card or was it harsh?

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Pic: Celtic to wear special ‘Tipperary Water’ shirts in Champions League today

With alcohol advertising banned in Kazakhstan, Celtic will be wearing a one-off shirt for tonight’s match against Shakhter Karagandy .

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Video: Celtic’s Mo Bangura gives an epically awkward interview to Sky

Set to face his parent club again tonight for loan club Elfsborg, Celtic’s Mo Bangura, and a press officer, give a very awkward pre-match interview.

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Video: For the day that’s in it, here’s AC Milan destroying Barcelona in 1994

It was one of the all-time great teams putting on a show for the ages; the 1994 Champions League final win by AC Milan over Barcelona still looks great.

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Picture: Arsenal get trolled by their own advertising hoardings at the Emirates

It’s bad enough getting outclassed by Bayern Munich in your own stadium without the ads having a go at you too.

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Video: Bayern Munich’s slightly lucky, and killer, third goal against Arsenal tonight

After a desperate start Arsenal managed to gain a foothold against Bayern Munich before this killer, and slightly fortunate, third goal by Mario Mandzukic.

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Picture: Keith Andrews’ extraordinary hair

It hasn’t been pleasant viewing for Arsenal fans so far, but at least Keith Andrews crazy hair on TV3 will keep you entertained.

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Video: Arsene Wenger is in very bad form today

After a bad weekend, Arsene Wenger is in extra bad form because of reports of a new contract that he claims are untrue.

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Neil Lennon is not giving up in his criticism of the way the Juve game was reffed

He was steaming mad after Tuesday night’s defeat to Juve and this afternoon Celtic boss Neil Lennon is still trying to highlight the manhandling at corners issue.

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Burning Issue: Who’s gonna go through, Real or Man United?

On the day of one of the biggest Champions League ties in years, today’s Burning Issue is a straightforward one. Who’s going to go through, Real or United?

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Five great moments from past Man United v Real Madrid clashes

Rarely has there been a more anticipated Champions League encounter than Real Madrid v Man United tonight and if it can live up to what’s gone before then we are in for a treat.

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Ross McCormack winds up Celtic fans with fake Twitter ‘giveaway’ of tickets to tonight’s big game

We reckon Ross McCormack won’t be too welcome in certain parts of Glasgow after his Twitter shenanigans today.

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Three things to watch in the Champions League tonight

Manchester City aim to pull off part one of a great escape, Arsenal aim to book their spot in the next round and we just hope Zlatan takes aim again.

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United down to bare bones as Vidic is sidelined for eight weeks

Manchester United have been dealt a serious defensive blow with the news that captain Nemanja Vidic is to miss the next eight weeks of action.

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Strachan: Celtic haven’t a prayer of beating Barcelona

With the resumption of the Champions League next week, former Celtic boss believes his old side need divine intervention to overcome Barcelona in

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Video: Mascherano – “This was for Liverpool fans”

Barcelona’s makeshift centre back Javier Mascherano dedicated the Catalans’ Champions League win to Liverpool fans on Saturday night.

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Awesome Barcelona win Champions League final in style

Barcelona are the champions of Europe after a typical display of their champagne football against a helpless Manchester United at Wembley Stadium.

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Champions League Finals… looking back

With Barca and Man United set to go to battle, JOE is reeling in the years with a full history of Champions League finals.

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