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Five things Manchester United’s new manager must do to turn things around at Old Trafford

No matter who ends up being the new man in charge at Old Trafford, he’s going to have a massive job on his hands.

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Five things Manchester United’s new manager must do to turn things around at Old Trafford

No matter who ends up being the new man in charge at Old Trafford, he’s going to have a massive job on his hands.

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David Moyes Record Breaker: Here are some of the most unwanted stats of the Moyes era

David Moyes is no longer the manager of Manchester United. We look back at some of the unenviable records achieved during his ten month tenure.

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Poll: Vote for this season’s worst Premier League player

With the player of the year nominations released, JOE decided to have a vote to see who you reckon has been the worst player this season.

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Video: Someone has already completed the World Cup Panini sticker album…

Stop the press! We have found a completed Panini sticker album for Brazil 2014.

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So, the Phil Jones Twitter Q&A is going well

Manchester United’s Phil Jones is having a Q&A on Twitter today. What could possibly go wrong?

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Here’s just some of our favourite tweets from today’s ‘SleepyFootballers’ hashtag

We had one of the funniest mornings we’ve ever had in JOE Towers thanks to you lot. Here’s a very small sample of our favourites.

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Video: For your viewing pleasure, five of the worst own goals you’ll ever see

Finding the back of the net is the aim of the game, provided it’s not the back of your own net, of course.

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Earning their Spurs. Five potential candidates to replace Tim Sherwood at Tottenham

Let’s face it, Tim Sherwood will probably not be manager of Spurs next season, so we’ve taken a look at who might be replacing him in the dugout at White Hart Lane.

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The 24-year wait: A Liverpool fan’s perspective on the title challenge that might just come good

A 24-year wait is making this season all the sweeter. And more nervy.

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Gallery: JOE goes to Real Madrid’s training ground to see Ronaldo, Bale and all the lads in action

One of the world’s biggest clubs boasts one of the world’s best training facilities

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JOE chats to Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the all-time greats, Cristiano Ronaldo, was on hand to answer a few questions in Madrid as the Emirates Global Ambassador.

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JOE ranks Arsene Wenger’s 10 best signings for Arsenal

With his 1,000th game in charge of the Gunners coming up, here’s the 10 best bits of business that Arsene Wenger has done during his tenure. Mikael Silvestre doesn’t feature.

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Video: We celebrate Ronaldinho’s birthday with some of his most outrageous moments of skill

Legendary Brazilian footballer Ronaldinho turns 34 today. Here is a little tribute to the genius.

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Seven things David Moyes has gotten wrong at Manchester United

The Man United manager might not be in the job for much longer if reports are to be believed and though the current situation isn’t entirely his fault, he hasn’t helped himself either.

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JOE’s forgotten footballers: Chris Bart-Williams

Best remembered for his time at Nottingham Forest, we take a look at the man born in Sierra Leone.

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Plants vs Zombies Player Profiles: Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez has been in superlative form this season, so we decided to take a look at his unbelievable record so far

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Manchester United tweet praise for Sam Byrne after his brace for Ireland’s U19s today

Young Dubliner, Sam Byrne scored both goals for Republic of Ireland under 19 team today against Romania in a 2-2 draw.

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Gif: Edinho from Portugal produced this outrageous piece of skill last night

He’s 31 and a bit of a journeyman but this improvisation from Portugal’s Edinho against Cameroon last night left us wondering why he haven’t heard much about him before.

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Plants vs Zombies Player Profiles: Javier Hernandez

With the week that he’s having, we had to take a look at Gareth Bale and his record for scoring long-range stunners

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Ireland v Serbia: Five Serbs to watch out for

Martin O’Neill’s second home match sees the Republic of Ireland come up against Serbia at the Aviva Stadium. We look at some of the players from Serbia to keep an eye on.

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Liverpool announce losses of nearly £50m

Despite having a tremendous season on the pitch, Liverpool are not quite matching that effort off the pitch.

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Plants v Zombies Player Profiles: Gareth Bale

With the week that he’s having, we had to take a look at Gareth Bale and his record for scoring long-range stunners

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15 Footballers who look like Simpsons characters

Open wide for some soccer… players who bear some sort of resemblance (however vague) to the characters of probably the best TV show ever made.

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JOE’s forgotten footballers: Glenn Helder

Glenn Helder has the honour of being the last ever signing by George Graham as manager of Arsenal. Often described as, perhaps harshly, the poor man’s Marc Overmars.

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Burning Issue: Is it time for David Moyes to go?

Manchester United’s already awful season plumbed new depths in their defeat to Olympiacos last night, so is it time to cut the cord with David Moyes? Two JOEs argue it out.

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JOE’s Forgotten Footballers: Franz Carr

When someone says Franz Carr, you’d be forgiven for thinking of vehicles belonging to Love/Hate characters. To those of us of a more mature persuasion, we remember an incredibly pacey winger who played for Nottingham Forest.

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Ten of the best first touches of all time (featuring Baggio, Berbatov, Bergkamp… and Simon Cox)

Inspired by the blast from the past from Roberto Baggio we brought you earlier in the week, we decided to revisit some more of the greatest first touches of all time.

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Txiki Taka: Can Txiki Begiristain create a homage to Catalonia in Manchester?

Barcelona and Manchester City come face to face in the Champions League, and one man who is familiar with both sides is Txiki Begiristain

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European football review: Two contenders for goal of the season while league leaders keep up winning ways

No changes at the top as league leaders carry on winning form across the continent.

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JOE talks to Didi Hamann about Liverpool’s title hopes, Mesut Ozil, United’s woes and partying in Dublin

The German legend is headed to Dublin next week so we spoke to him about

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David Moyes releases classy statement following Manchester United exit; doesn’t mention United players
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Video: Roy Keane says Man United players ‘should be ashamed of themselves’ following departure of David Moyes
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Picture: The Sun have come up with a great front page headline for the Moyes story
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Never skip leg day? They have finally designed some jeans just for you
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Video: College football offensive lineman squats 365kg with barely a bother on him
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Vine: Sky Sports News’ Rachel Wyse accidentally says ‘clean sh*te’ in pre-match build-up
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On YouTube’s ninth birthday, here are nine of our favourite Irish YouTube clips
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Reports: Louis van Gaal is lining up Roy Keane as his assistant for the United job
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Man who took ‘train kick selfie’ could be set to make a whopping sum of money
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Picture: Here’s the team of the season according to Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher
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Five things Manchester United’s new manager must do to turn things around at Old Trafford
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Gallery: JOE’s Top Ten favourite film posters of the 1990s
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Let It Out – young lad hilariously snots himself while trying to sing a cover of Frozen’s ‘Let It Go’
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Video: Samoan rugby player guilty of one of the worst pieces of play-acting you’ll ever see
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Ryan Giggs calls on old buddy Paul Scholes to help him out at Manchester United
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Video: Neymar and rally driver Ken Block star in this pretty fantastic World Cup ad
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Good news lads, Kate Upton is single again, so here are some pics
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[CLOSED] Competition: Get the perfect smile with an amazing prize from MyDental.ie
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Video: Jamie Redknapp played a ridiculous rabona pass during the Hillsborough legends match yesterday
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Competition: WIN 2 tickets to an exclusive Jägermeister Festival somewhere in Europe
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World Affairs

Thief found with loaded gun hidden in her vagina
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Gary Lineker faces going under the knife after making a Twitter bet mid-match
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Remember the lad who got the ‘Moyes Out’ tattoo? He’s just updated it
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Gallery: A few essential pieces for your home gym
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Video: The Real Madrid team bus arriving at the Bernabeu tonight should give you chills
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Vine: Sky Sports News’ Rachel Wyse accidentally says ‘clean sh*te’ in pre-match build-up
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Audio: Stone Cold Steve Austin talks an awful lot of (NSFW) sense when it comes to gay marriage
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Video: An epic, uplifting look at Munster’s journey to the Heineken Cup semi-final
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Video: JOE meets Munster’s Conor Murray and challenges him to an arm-wrestle
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Happy Birthday Bill! The best of William Shakespeare in popular culture…
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Never skip leg day? They have finally designed some jeans just for you
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Competitions

Competition: WIN 2 tickets to an exclusive Jägermeister Festival somewhere in Europe
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Style

Go casual this Spring with Arnotts Dublin
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Movies

Five Irish heists which grabbed the headlines
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TV & Radio

HBO agrees exclusive multi-year deal with Amazon to stream The Sopranos, The Wire and many more superb shows…
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Picture: You’ll never guess what they’ve called the annual jerk cook-off in Wisconsin
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Style Champion – Who’s the most dapper man in the GAA?
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JOEs Music Makers: Kings of Leon
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Real Madrid v Bayern Munich – the tale of the tape
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