FC Lucerne could be a far more attractive proposition this season

Whatever about their style of football, FC Lucerne have suddenly become a far more attractive proposition with the news they may have go-go girls perform in the pre-match activities.

The club have made a decent start to the season, unbeaten after five games, but are concerned with the crowds at the home matches and the Swiss daily Blick today published an article highlighting their novel approach to rectifying this problem. And things are all go-go as the club’s chief investor, 68-year-old Bernard Alpstaeg explains. “We have a great team. FCL inspires. FCL is sexy again! But we can be even more attractive,” he says. But how Bernard do you propose on doing this we hear you say? Let the man explain. “I want a show before kick-off. Preferably scantily clad, sexy dancers to entertain fans before the game. The stadium would be full, guaranteed.” Photoshop courtesy of Blick, not JOE One obstacle to overcome is the fact that league rules state that only players and TV crews can be on the pitch in the hour before kick-off, but as this is a serious economic proposition, they may give the move the green light. You have to hand it to Lucerne, thinking outside the box to address their falling attendances. Hat-tip to 101greatgoals.