Pic: The Man Utd players not exactly painting the town red ahead of trophy parade

The Man Utd players are entitled to a few celebratory pints ahead of the victory parade this evening, but things seem a little muted thus far.

By Declan Whooley

A lot has been written of how Fergie banished the drinking culture at the club since his arrival back in 1986, but we’re sure the man himself wouldn’t begrudge the players a few bevvies on his final league success.

Ahead of the victory parade in Manchester, some of the players decided to have a few scoops and not only does the pub seem a little down-to-earth for the millionaires, their celebrations look a little underwhelming to say the least. Cheer up lads, things could be worse.

There’s a good chance that they have the pub to themselves and it is early in the day to be getting too carried away. And trust Jonny Evans to be the only man to go for a pint of stout. A man’s man and all that.

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A word of caution lads, don’t have too much before the start the parade. Nothing worse than being stuck on a bus and the Call of Nature becomes overpowering.

Don't say we didn't warn ye.