Video: Remember the lad who said he’d pose naked on social media if Man United signed Mata?

Well, it's time to be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jeff Doyle made himself a hostage to fortune last week when he wrote the following tweet...

If Mata does come to United I will 100% post a picture of myself naked on all social media platforms. — Jeff Doyle (@MrJeffDoyle) January 21, 2014

Well, lo and behold, one helicopter journey and lots of Sky Sports News hysteria later...

Mata deal is signed and sealed. Guess I should give you what I promised. — Jeff Doyle (@MrJeffDoyle) January 25, 2014

...and now it has come to this (warning: while there are no dangly bits, if you had a few last night you might want to move swiftly on...) http://youtu.be/uOVPPG8DpbQ Jeff himself told JOE: "I am a massive Man United fan and during the week when it was announced that Man United were in talks for the signature of Juan Mata I posted a tweet saying "If Mata does come to United I will 100% post a picture of myself naked on all social media platforms. "I decided to take it a step further and make a video of it." Slightly creepy as it may appear to some, there's no arguing with the production values.