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Torquay United website brilliantly take the piss with new signing announcement

by @DeclanWhooley
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It’s not too often that an official club website will take the piss out of themselves, so for that alone, Torquay United we salute you.

Ordinarily the signing of 23 year-old central defender Krystian Perace on a two-year deal wouldn’t have raised too many eyebrows, but the way the signing was announced on the club website shows a great sense of humour.

The former England Youths international has signed from Notts County after a loan spell at Barnet last year, but it seems like this move had been on the cards for a while. So much so, that the site decided to pre-empt some possible grievances from supporters about the “typical” delay in official confirmation of the new signing.

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You can see the quotes attributed to Pearce here if you so wish and it goes without saying he is delighted to have signed for Torquay.

Again, a great sense of humour from the club, we think Soccer AM’s Helen Chamberlain would be very proud.

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