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Video: Goalkeeper shown red card after he patted opposition striker's buttocks

Video: Goalkeeper shown red card after he patted opposition striker's buttocks

We've seen some silly red cards in our time, but this one is right up there with the craziest of them all.

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Video: Goalkeeper shown red card after he patted opposition striker's buttocks

We've seen some silly red cards in our time, but this one is right up there with the craziest of them all.

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Video: It's 10 years to the day since Wayne Rooney scored this hat-trick on his Man United debut

Long before the contract squabbles and the silly red cards, we had this.

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Video: One successful crossbar challenge is good, but two in a row...?

Dunbar Celtic's Greg Harte, tek a feckin' huge boo son.

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Vine: Just Neymar being ridiculously skillful during training with Brazil

Check out this sublime bit of wizardry from the main man from Brazil, Neymar.

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Video: Chris Kamara enters a state of complete zen calm, ignores Jeff Stelling three times

Saturday afternoons must have been hell before Chris Kamara brought his unique brand of comedy to our screens.

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Video: Messi in slo-mo is a beautiful thing to behold

Lionel Messi kicked off the new La Liga season with just your regular two-goal salvo to help Barcelona beat Elche 3-0 and this video in slow motion shows him at his imperious best.

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GIF: Outrageous tekkers from Inter youth player to score peach against Milan

Technique-wise, this is as good a goal as you will see anywhere in Europe this season...

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Video: Is this the most OTT unveiling of a team bus in the history of the world ever by Bayern?

We know clubs like to give it a little bit of razzmatazz when unveiling new kits or players, but this is just ridiculous from Bayern Munich.

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Vine: Ander Herrera showed off some slick skills on his Manchester United home debut tonight

The Old Trafford faithful will be hoping to see lots more of this when the real stuff starts.

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Vine: Leeds United player sent off for a ridiculously high two-footed tackle

Swiss international Gaetano Berardi saw a straight red against Accrington Stanley.

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Video: JOE meets Guillem Balagué and Gaizka Mendieta

Our man Eric Lalor caught up with Guillem Balagué and Gaizka Mendieta in Dublin recently to chat all things Spanish football.

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Video: Zlatan displays incredible hops and agility at PSG training

We're big fans of Zlatan Ibrahimovic here in JOE and it's mainly because he can pull of pieces of brilliance like this.

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Video: Liverpool new boy Lazar Markovic smacks steward on the head with off target shot on goal

The effort on goal wasn't that bad, but it caught an American steward unprepared.

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Video: If ever a clip could prove why Fernando Torres needs to leave Chelsea, this is it

It's actually sad to see a once great striker miss chances like this.

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Video: Jack Wilshere apologises publicly for smoking on holiday in Las Vegas

This is the second time the Arsenal midfielder has been pictured having a cheeky fag.

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Golazo! Gareth Bale unleashes an absolute screamer against Inter Milan

The world's most expensive player scored this beauty against Inter Milan.

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Video: He may be 54, but Maradona's still got it

One of the greatest players that ever lived shows off some serious skills with a cheeky chip in an exhibition game.

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