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Real Madrid’s week has just got weirder as 1) Kaka has scored and 2) has done so with his hoop.

It’s been a strange week for Real Madrid. Their match against Rayo Vallecano was cancelled due to the floodlights at Rayo’s stadium being cut and the match rearranged for yesterday.

Mourinho’s charges won 2-0, but tonight they’re playing Colombian side Millonarios in a friendly to honour their legendary footballer Alfredo Di Stefano for the Bernabéu Trophy.

Real Madrid are running riot at the moment and Kaka has scored a hat-trick.

The Brazilian, whose time at Madrid has been a bit disappointing, scored Los Blancos fifth following a beautiful airborne pirouette after which his ass deftly nudged the ball into the net in a style worthy of the beautiful game as you can see…

We’re used to people talking out their arse at  JOE, but scoring with their arse? That’s talent…