There are more 'shots to the nuts' clips here than should happen in any league season.
There are bad misses and then there is this. Nicoletta den Ridder will not want to see this again, but this is how you miss an open goal from two yards.
PSG finished their game with Evian with just eight men with David Beckham seeing red for a challenge where no contact was made with the opposition player.
Shane Long will probably score better goals than the one he scored against Southampton today, but when you’ve gone nine games without a goal you’ll take what you can get.
Samir Nasri won’t want to see his terrible miss against West Ham again, but thankfully for him, it was forgotten about moments later as Yaya Toure scored a screamer to spare him some embarrassment.
There have been quite a few amazing goalmouth scrambles already this year and this one from Uruguay is as hilariously bad as the rest of them.
One of those that you knew was heading for the back of the net as soon as it left his boot. Take a bow son, what a strike.
Everybody loves a nutmeg, apart from the victim of course, and this nutmeg from Argentina last night is arguably the best you’ll see in many a season. Mind your legs!