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Fancy a well-worn subs jersey from a Dublin GAA club? Or how about some training cones, a few sliotars and a set of nets? If so, check out this ad on Done Deal.

We’re 99 per cent sure this entire ad is a piss-take, but just in case it’s not, anyone reading this from the Realt Dearg GAA club in Dublin would want to keep an eye on their training equipment because if this ad is anything to go by, a club member is fleecing it and putting it up for sale on the Done Deal website.

The culprit should be easy enough to identify as well, because he claims he has the number 19 jersey in his possession and has had to wear it around lately because of his lack of other clothes and his need to keep warm in his fridge-like house.

So badly in need of cash is he, however, that he’s putting it up for sale at a cost of €30 and he’s also willing to provide training cones, sliotars, a set of nets and even other Realt Dearg jerseys if there is enough interest.

Appropriately enough for such a rogue, the seller goes by the name of the Scarlet Pimpernel and as well as selling half of Realt Dearg’s jerseys and training equipment, he’s also very much available and on the lookout for love.

In all fairness, what woman in their right mind could resist a man who has hardly any clothes, lives in a freezing cold house and earns a few quid by selling used and probably stolen GAA equipment on the Internet?

Like we said, it’s almost certainly a piss-take and quite a good one at that and if you want to find out more information, you can check out the ad for yourself here.

Hat-tip to Mike Butler for pointing this one out to us on Twitter.