‘Man attacked on jacks by fox’ story has the best pictures ever. EVER

We’ve never been attacked on the jacks by a fox but if we did, we hope we look just as good as this guy.

For many of us, the bathroom is a sanctuary, a place for quiet reflection and meditation. The last thing you’d expect when you’re on the job is for a fox to come in and attack you. And your partner. And your cat. That was the fate that befell carpenter Anthony Schofield in Catford in London recently. The 49-year-old tells his terrifying tale of on the bog violence in local paper the News Shopper. Some of the quotes are world class, such as ‘It was like a wild animal’ and ‘It was like a struggle for my life’ but the best bit of the whole story is the pictures used to illustrate it. If you have ever seen a better series of shots with a press story, do let us know. Luckily Anthony, his partner and his cat all survived the attack.