Need a hitman? Tesco UK has just the man

We have seen some funny notices in shops in the past, but we’re surprised this one hadn't been taken off the wall on Merseyside.

By Declan Whooley

Notice boards and messages are still proving popular in shops in particular, allowing shoppers to easily buy and sell products and services. From time to time we have seen examples of people taking the piss, and this we would hope is another prime example. And more evidence of the legendary Scouse wit.

One Tesco outlet on Merseyside was displaying this notice up until yesterday, should you be requiring a hitman. And not just any old hitman, one that is animal-friendly. What more could you ask for?

We’re surprised the store didn’t cop onto the ad, but considering it has been going round the Internet like wildfire, we would have to assume it has since been brought to their attention.

Pic credit: Twitter/@PessimisticTwat

Tesco – every little hit helps!