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If you haven't yet started following US comic Megan Amram on Twitter, let this be your final warning. The lady is frequently hilarious and always hilarious.

The LA-based writer has attracted an audience of nearly 250,000 followers mostly through Twitter, but has also written for the likes of the Oscars, Comedy Central and VICE Magazine.

Her Twitter account consists mainly of one-liners that are apropos of nothing, such as this gem we came across yesterday:

Here's just a sample of our favourite tweets from the lady herself so take a look below and for a seemingly lovesick God's sake, follow her already:

"R.I.P. 2011 (2011-2011)"

"Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them."

"I get all of my news from 'We Didn't Start The Fire'"

"This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking."

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands."

"I got 99 problems and two other, well-behaved Dalmatians."