VIDEO: Bully Goat Gruff – Crazy goat terrorises Brazilian neighbourhood

Forget cats. The Internet has a new love now and that new love is goats. Taylor Swift goats, Roscommon goats and now it’s crazy Brazilian killer goats.

By Eoghan Doherty

Butting people, biting people, chasing people – it’s all in a day’s work for one particularly demented goat.

In what looks like an Alfred Hitchcock film gone wrong, this massive beast terrorised the residents of one Brazilian locality as it refused to let them go about their business. We reckon it was just trying to impress its other little goat friend (see top right corner of above pic) as it has a one on one battle with one man, attacks a motorbike and its two riders, and decides to pick on a poor old lady just trying to do her shopping.

The victimised lady is then interviewed by the cameraman and, although our Portuguese isn’t really up to scratch at the minute, we’re pretty sure that she’s saying something along the lines of:

“you see that fu*king goat? I hate that fuc*ing goat. Don’t get me wrong, I’m usually a big fan of goats. In fact, one of my best friends is a goat. But now I hate fu*cking goats. And it’s all because of that fuc*ing goat.”

In the end though, all it takes takes is one farmer to show it who’s boss and grab it by the collar to put it in its place. Take that evil goat!

Watch the video below and be haunted by the terrifying sound of a goat bell coming gradually closer for the rest of your life: