Women

A London woman is well on her way up the leather padded ladder of academia as she’s studying for a PhD in Dominatrixism (is that even a word?).

Hannah Platt, aka Mistress Absolute, is studying at Birbeck College at the University of London in order to become one of the worlds leading authorities on “Chastity and Cuckolding”, which we hear may be featured on next year’s CAO – although we may dreamt that.

The ‘professional dominatrix’ has 10 years of being paid to beat the sh*te out of lads for money under her whipping-belt and has therefore made no secret of her profession to college officials, who are surprisingly on-board with the whole thing.

"I have made no secret of my professional life," she said. "They were cool about the whole thing and understood that my day job gives me a unique insight in to the subject matter.

"I am studying all aspects of chastity and cuckolding from a historical and psychoanalytical perspective. It is truly fascinating - and extremely relevant in these troubled times."

Hannah or Mistress Absolute, as her ‘friends’ call her, already has a Masters degree in Gender, Sexuality and Culture and earns several hundred pounds an hour for her ‘services’ in Central and West London – which includes standing on your nads, being punched in the nads, kicked in the nads, head-butted in the nads slapped in the nads, basically, everything that should never happen to your boys, she’ll probably do it.