10 Reasons why Mila Kunis is the Best Woman in the World
This summer's Ted has everything a guy could want from a comedy - Seth MacFarlane, a foul-mouthed bear and arguably the world's greatest woman, Mila Kunis.
Much more than simple eye candy, the multi-talented Mila is JOE's dream girl and though we shouldn't have to explain why, we've gone to the trouble of doing so below:
1. She's very, very, very hot
But you already knew that, right? If you require further photographic evidence (you don't, but we'd hardly blame you...) then you can view our sexy Mila Kunis gallery.
2. Her family moved to the US after winning a Ukrainian lottery
As her full written name - Mилa Кунис - should suggest, though Mila is an American actress she actually grew up in the Ukrainian SSR until the age of seven, whereupon her psysics teacher mother and mechanical engineer father won a lottery that allowed the family to move to the US.
Having spoken Russian all her life, Mila did not speak a word of English upon her arrival on US soil.
3. She's also a girl gamer
It is a scientific fact that any girl that's handy at Mario Kart is automatically 20 per cent more attractive yet in Mila's case, she's no casual gamer.
As she explained to US talk show host Jimmy Kimmel in 2008, she's a World of Warcraft fanatic and actually had to quit the game due to the MMORPG's all-consuming charms. Watch her speak lovingly and knowingly of the game below:
4. That Black Swan scene with Natalie Portman
Some of you may have gone to see Black Swan for Natalie Portman's incredible performance or Darren Aronofsky's direction but plenty of red-blooded male bought a ticket for its memorable lesbian sex scene involving Portman and Kunis - though they would never admit as much to their better half.
This fact was ably demonstrated earlier this year after the mind-bending 2010 drama was voted as having the best-ever movie sex scene in an online poll from the adult entertainment website we've never heard of (*cough*) called Pornhub.
While the Black Swan scene top a whopping 32 per cent of the vote, there was stiff (that pun was too easy) competition in the poll from Halle Berry's sex scene from Monster's Ball and that of Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas' romp in Original Sin.
Good aul Mila, clearly suffering for her act and hats off to her director Aronofsky, who picked well for the cast of his film's "artistic" and "in full service of the storyline" sex scene.
5. Mila once dated a Navy SEAL who had the courage to ask her out
Last year Mila cemented her perfect woman status after accepting the invite of a US Marine to his November 2011 Corps Ball – after smitten Sergeant Scott Moore uploaded a YouTube invitation.
Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, uploaded the 19-second clip last year, stating: “Hey Mila, it's Sergeant Moore, but you can call me Scott.
"I just wanted to take a moment out of my day to invite you to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18 in Greenville, North Carolina, with yours truly. Take a second, think about it and get back to me."
Later appearing at a press interview for Friends With Benefits, Kunis was goaded on by co-star Justin Timberlake, who said that she should “do it for your country”. Thankfully, the actress told the singer/actor: "I'll go. I'll do it for you."
Kunis lived up to her promise by attending the ball in North Carolina, while Timberlake also did the same for a female Marine at a separate ball. However, no reports have confirmed whether or not Sergeant Scott was lucky enough to get the shift on the night.
6. She defended Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake in Russian
Last year Mila outdid herself once more by defending her Friends With Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake – in fluent Russian.
After being asked why Timberlake had decided to focus on movies instead of music, Kunis leapt to her co-star’s defence, asking the reporter: "Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?"
For standing by her (on-screen) man, the Ukranian-born bombshell received a round of applause, while a confused Timberlake, who was listening to a delayed translation, joked: “This is my bodyguard.” *Swoon*
7. Mila has two different coloured eyes
Kunis is already a bewitching woman but we would easily find ourself captivated in her prescence for another reason - she has two different coloured eyes, with one blue and one green. In other words, she's like a really sexy cat, although don't say that to her face just in case it sounds weird. Alright, it does sound weird...
8. Mila makes even "Snooki" seem hot
Appearing on a sketch for US talk show host Craig Ferguson, Mila even made Jersey Shore's perma-tanned, petite loudmouth Snooki seem hot - even while devouring ham. That's not an easy thing to do.
9. She's an avid poker fan
Playing strip poker with Mila might seem like a good idea at the time but she'd absolutely wipe the floor with you, leaving you with nothing more than a pasty birthday suit.
A regular at celebrity poker tournaments, at this stage we're actually contemplating if Mila is indeed the greatest woman who has ever lived.
10. She can fit her fist in her mouth
Oh well, that settles that then.
Ted, starring Mila Kunis, opens in Irish cinemas on August 1.