NSFW: The definitive Top 20 tweets of the #Hameron scandal

What a day it's been.

After the news broke yesterday evening that Lord Ashcroft's upcoming memoir contained allegations that British PM David Cameron put his penis in the mouth of a dead pig, or 'hog-knobbing', some of us haven't been able to sleep for the amount of glorious jokes on Twitter. We've played the curator and put together what we believe are the definitive twenty funniest tweets in response to these scurrilously curly-tailed accusations. WARNING: some of these are very NSFW.

Say it with The Simpsons

https://twitter.com/Hantmam/status/645741469702209536 https://twitter.com/SquirrelEvictor/status/645730796557484032 https://twitter.com/BookStannis/status/645730435801214977 https://twitter.com/sianvconway/status/645930665905647616

Americans just don't get it

https://twitter.com/EwanPalmer/status/645729805862858752

The historical perspective

https://twitter.com/martha_again/status/645723727272013824 https://twitter.com/MintRoyale/status/645729793376448512 https://twitter.com/JamesCsn/status/645731928948084736/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The profaning of Peppa, Piglet and Babe

https://twitter.com/ollyAlee/status/645923938736951296 https://twitter.com/StormcIoak/status/645738450184970240 https://twitter.com/MarkSimmonsHaHa/status/645733121816666115 https://twitter.com/iboudreau/status/645741752247287813

The downright hilarious

https://twitter.com/CrapTaxidermy/status/645868028484300800 https://twitter.com/Marmite___/status/645743852272357376 https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/645962939460157440 https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/645740854779473920 https://twitter.com/GordonRFC13/status/645850511854448640