This sign may as well read, 'Life. You're Doing It Wrong.'
We don't know where this café is - we presume London, as that's where @IncrediblyRich hails from - but you can be damn sure we'd love to visit it and beat the barista about the head with a massive jar of Nescafé Gold Blend.
Or, worse again, Maxwell House.
'You are encouraged to appreciate the natural sweetness of coffee. Do not put sugar without at least having the first sip of the original. Respect what you're paying for.'
How about respecting your customers by not patronising them to within an inch of their lives?
We'll have our with a milk and three sugars, thanks, with a Twirl on the side for dipping.
https://twitter.com/IncrediblyRich/status/662589209270722560
