In a bizarre scene that look more like something out of Desperate Housewives than the streets of London, a fresh white Range Rover parked outside Harrods has become the victim of some hilarious brutally cruel vandalism.
In what appears to be a vengeful retaliation for a broken heart, one extremely vexed (and probably soon to be ex) wife or girlfriend has taken a can of red spray paint to the car – emblazoning it with the words "cheater" and "hope she was worth it".
Needless to say, this has one gone pretty big on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/SteveHalford_CW/status/727853664862408704
https://twitter.com/CoolCarsLondon/status/727863149848834048
https://twitter.com/Warriorcabbie/status/727848259163705345
And, to make matters worse, the owner of the formerly-sick whip has recently picked up a parking ticket for his overdue stay...
Some people just can't catch a break, eh?
Nice car though. Well, it was.
This story originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.