VIDEO: This poor cow had a zit-popping that will put your worst spots to shame

Not for the faint of heart.

Usually an article about cows is a great opportunity for us to flex our pun muscles but after you see this video, you'll see exactly why we're not going to start cracking jokes at the expense of this poor animal. This cow has a nightmarish spot that already seems to be bulging with pain and pus by the time the attendant punctures it. And boy does he puncture it. What happens next is an horrific surge of pus and blood that looks like a rancid milkshake crossed with equally rancid thousand island sauce. If you keep your lunch down after watching this, then we salute you. Poor cow, hopefully she's feeling better now that that thing is drained. Clip via Jay Scott.