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30th Apr 2018

The Rock has photoshopped Kevin Hart onto a picture of his baby daughter

#OnDaddysPecMeat is officially the best hashtag in the history of the entire world

Kyle Picknell

Can you smellllllllll what the Rock is… photoshopping?

The ‘Dwayne Johnson’ Rock, hold on, Dwayne ‘The Johnson’ Rock, one sec, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson – there we go – has once again proved he is both king of the ring and king of the internet with his latest Instagram post celebrating the birth of his daughter.

He absolutely cannot be defeated. Not by a Kane chokeslam, not by a stunner and above all else, and certainly not by longtime verbal jousting nemesis Kevin Hart.

Tiana Gia Johnson, The Rock’s third daughter, was born last week and the big man took to social media to post an adorable picture of him holding his newborn child. It hit well over 10 million likes and was genuinely adorable.

Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world. Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar. I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there. Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless. And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life. Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear. Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck. #TianaGiaJohnson? #3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan #ImInTROUBLE

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Somehow, he has managed to top it.

Less than a week later, The Rock is back watching the likes role in, this time in honour of his only son, Kevin Hart. It’s a heartfelt masterpiece and even includes a very, very special message for the American comedian that you might struggle to read without tears. Grab a Kleenex, this is powerful stuff:

“To my beloved son,
@kevinhart4real
Twinkle Twinkle little Hart
I just don’t know where to start
Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul
Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole.”

Beautiful, beautiful words, Rock.

Kevin Hart, to his credit, knew he was defeated. He replied “I don’t even have a comeback for this” and no less than five laughing-crying emojis, which is big praise from the funniest man in the world under 5 foot 3.

You can watch him take on JOE’s infamous “Top of the Gobs” challenge below:

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