Michael Fassbender talks about his days as an altar boy in Kerry.
This is the most Oirish interview the actor is likely to give, from stories about locking an entire congregation out of a church to having a best friend called Danny O'Brien.
He didn't really have a friend called Danny O'Brien, did he?
Did the spend their spare time knocking around with the tinker's daughter, eating raw potatoes out of the backside of a mooing cow?
You've all stopped reading and skipped straight to the video, haven't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGkzr7Tyfs8
