I will find you and I will kill you… and then somebody will make a map showing exactly where I found you and killed you.
We’re huge fans of Liam Neeson here at JOE and rightly so. The incredibly talented Irishman has been a Box Office behemoth for the best part of 25 years, playing an amazing range of diverse and interesting characters.
As every film fan is well aware though, the Beast of Ballymena is now enjoying an entertaining new period in his life, punching people through doors and taking the concept of being a badass to badass new levels of badassery.
The latest film where Liam has decided to kill some people for money is the distinctly average A Walk Among The Tombstones and, to celebrate its release, one fine Internet resident with a very particular set of skills has designed this brilliant map detailing the method and location of the awesome actor’s action kills.
Now, as with anything on the Internet, there is some dispute with some of the map’s details, but we think this piece of ass-kicking art is magnificent.
You can also check out the moment that Liam Neeson decided not to kill JOE when we met up with him recently… probably because he was too scared of us kicking his ass. Yeah, that was it. He was too scared of us.
Behold, the Liam Neeson Kill Map:
Click here for a bigger version of the map.
Story via Vox.
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