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30th Mar 2014

Video: Irish daddy commentating over ‘The Wolverine’ is bleedin’ magnificent

Featuring such classic lines as, “Swords to BATE the BAND!”

Tony Cuddihy

Featuring such classic lines as, “Swords to BATE the BAND!”

Now we may as well just pack up and go home, as this footage of an Irish da talking over Hugh Jackman in ‘The Wolverine’ is the funniest thing we’ve seen today.

Laura Briggs’ father comes up with a series of zingers, the best of which we’ve taken the trouble to transcribe…

“They don’t have any walls in Japanese houses, they only have little sheets of paper!”

“What’s he doing with the hayfork in his fingers???”

“Swords to BATE the BAND!”

And the absolute king of them all…

“She knows a woman’s role – just like an Irish woman, she goes and makes the tea.”

Thanks to Storyful for sending this clip our way.

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