12 cans of Dutch Gold may cause you to drop the hand on the elderly
These types of stories are becoming increasingly popular nowadays, as smart sorts up the banter levels to 11 and take the piss out of well-known brands on Facebook. This one, from a wily sort named Paddy Ward, had us in stitches.
Paddy, it seems, had one too many cans of Dutch Gold the night before and woke up next to a, well, let’s call her a lady. We’ll let you have a read yourself…
Fair play, Paddy. We hope the fine folk at Dutch Gold sent you enough drink to erase that dodgy memory - even momentarily.