It Could Be Worse

A man who went on a swinging weekend with a couple in Britain will be thinking seriously before sleeping with another man's wife willy-nilly. Owen Greenan got blasted in the face with bear repellent after a singing weekend turned nasty last March.

Owen went to a couple's secluded cottage in Lanarkshire, England for a drug-fuelled weekend of debauchery. Everything had 'gone well' for Owen till he was summoned to the couple's room at 4am.

Stephen Barclay and his partner Leanne Reid wanted to take a photo of him on a phone. When he refused it turned nasty - really nasty!

Barclay shouted at Owen, while his partner threatened to pull a knife on him if he didn't 'f*cking smile'. Barclay continued to shout at the now terrified Owen. "Do you think you can come here all weekend, shag my wife, and nothing will happen?" shouted Barclay.

It was then Barclay, off his face on ketamine, decided it'd be a good idea to do a 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' on it. So, he sprayed Owen in the face with Sabre Wild Max Bear Attack. Owen fled the house and was picked up by a lorry driver.

Lesson of the story - swinging is more dangerous and a lot less glamorous than it sounds.