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Video: Irish dad’s priceless reaction to watching Manchester United draw with Fulham (NSFW language)

by @AdrianCTweets
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One Irish daughter set up a secret camera to record her aul fella’s reaction to the Fulham game, with hilarious and expletive-filled results

There are plenty of Manchester United fans for whom this video will be too realistic, and for those of you still struggling to come to terms with the draw against Fulham, then we advise you look away now.

Using a secret video camera, one Irish daughter in Clondalkin filmed her dad’s reaction (and the family dog’s reaction) to the Fulham game on the weekend where Manchester United slumped to a disappointing draw. As you might expect, some of the language is a bit choice, so she decided to do a quick rundown of the footage, counting each and every utterance of the ‘F’ word, ‘b**tard’, ‘bo***ks’ and any terms related to or derived from ‘Jesus’/'Jaysus’, and the final count is pretty amazing.

Of course, even this lad sitting on the couch roaring advice at some of the best athletes in the world could see that there were too many high balls and crosses being lumped in to the box, so maybe they should give him a shot when David Moyes’ time at the helm comes to an end.

We haven’t seen an Irish dad react like this since the now infamous failed driving test prank that surfaced last week. Jaysus Chrisht…

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Hat-tip to Jessica Rooney, who made the video, and Cathal O’Donoghue for sending it our way

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