The breast drink ever

In a tipple that has us more than a little excited, a new range of alcoholic drinks is to be poured over glamour models breasts before being bottled. No, seriously.

By Declan Whooley

In a story that sounds almost too good to be true, Digital Spy brings us the breast-taking news (sorry) that G-Spirits, a mixture of vodka, rum and whisky, will have passed over the chests of some of the finest models (er, meaning most willing) in the industry.

2,500 litres of the limited edition drink are to be produced with Hungary’s current Playmate of the Year Alexa Varga ‘fronting’ the campaign. She is joined by Amina Malakona and Evelin Aubert - who have already posed topless on the company website. Click here for the most beautiful evidence you are ever likely to see.

For the hygiene conscious among you, a spokesperson for the company has insisted the campaign is in keeping with public health standards. Thank f**k for that.

We are keeping our fingers crossed at JOE that they will have their own sales promotions teams in Ireland to keep us abreast of the G-Spirits. What? That was a good one...