Japanese man makes a balls of dinner

In a story that will have every man grimacing in horror, Japanese police have handed over a man to prosecutors after he served his cooked genitals to unsuspecting diners.

By Declan Whooley

We can think of other ways of protesting, but 23 year-old Mao Sugiyama confirmed he had taken the drastic step to raise awareness about ‘sexual minorities, x-gender and asexual people’.

Newspaper reports say that Sugiyama is a self-proclaimed ‘sexual illustrator’ and decided to serve his cooked penis and scrotum to 71 guests at a music club in May of this year with help from four accomplices.

He cannot be charged with the serving of… himself, as cannibalism is not illegal in Japan. He is, however, looking at the possibility of up to two years in jail or a $32,000 fine for indecent exposure. Though either punishment should be plain sailing for a man who clearly has much bigger problems at hand.

Sugiyama claims that all medical standards were adhered to, with the baby-maker surgically removed in March and kept frozen for two months. In fairness, if you are going to do it, you might as well do it right.

And if you thought all that was pretty weird, diners paid $250 each for the privilege.