Need to get revenge on someone? Send them sh*t in the post with Sh*tSenders.

Every now and then someone does something to us that winds us up so much that we just need to get revenge...with sh*t.

By Adrian Collins

Sometimes our friends deserve a little bit of payback for something they did to us, be it minor or major, and there is even the odd time when one of our enemies also needs to be taught a lesson.

But often, it's difficult to decide exactly what to do to them. Well here's your answer: send them sh*t in the post from the friendly team at Sh*tSenders.

According to their website, they'll post on “a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh sh*t packages you have ever seen”.

And if you really want to do this but can't think of a valid reason to send this lovely package to someone, they've even got ten candidates you should send it to:

1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend

2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn

3. For your mean boss

4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off

5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything

6. A gag gift

7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg

8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D

9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction

10. You just don't like them

As if that wasn't enough, they've even got specials of the month, in case you wanted that extra individual touch for your sh*t package.

Remember, JOE told you about this so don't send any here please. It's funny if you do it to someone else, it's not funny when you do it to us.