Video: Chinese lady nonchalantly takes a sh*t in a glass elevator (NSFW)

A Chinese lady recently found herself desperate for the jacks, so she did what any rational person would do and took a crap in a glass elevator... We don't think we have to tell you, but it's a tad NSFW.

We’ve all been caught short for the jacks at some point in our lives (maybe it was on a GAA pitch?) but we doubt any of you were this desperate... or stupid.

The lady walks into the glass elevator with someone - we’re assuming it’s her husband - and waits for the doors to close before squatting over and pulling herself apart - did we mention it was a GLASS elevator?

She then digs away for a few minutes, but before she can finish up the doors open and like a true gentleman her husband keeps guard outside.

She probably thought the glass elevator was going to shoot off like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but sadly for absolutely everyone, it didn’t.