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Now Is A Good Time... To Laugh

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:09:00 GMT

The perils of texting expertly, and hilariously, explained through the medium of song by David O’Doherty.

Video: The trailer for the new Roddy Collins documentary looks great

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:50:00 GMT

Ten years on from the classic that was ‘The Rod Squad’, Roddy Collins is back on our screens next month in a new documentary on Setanta.

Thomas Cook What's on Abroad: Benicassim Festival

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:45:00 GMT

Sun, sea and some of the best live acts all in the one place, as usual, the Benicassim festival will be high on the priority list for many a music fan this summer.

Pics: Already? The Special One spotted in a Chelsea jersey in London

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:29:00 GMT

Jose Mourinho in London? In a Chelsea jersey? Sounds like an exploitative publicity stunt to us...

Danny Healy-Rae set for small screen stardom

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:00 GMT

The Kerry County Councillor Danny Healy-Rae is set to hit European TV screens in a German documentary. We hope they also make a Jackie spin-off.

Video: Angry fan-g. Supporter in Argentina throws false teeth at manager

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:16:00 GMT

We’ve all lost the head as supporters but losing your teeth is a new one on us.

The Jaguar XK-R: Buckle up...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:00:00 GMT

Recently, motoring journalist and Engine Room Show co-host Dave Humphreys, was given the beastly Jaguar XK-R to review. So here’s what he thought...

Video: In case you missed it, the best free-kick ever was scored in Italy at the weekend

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:51:00 GMT

We don’t know how in the hell we’re only coming across this now, but Parma’s Massimo Gobbi scored perhaps the best goal ever from a free-kick at the weekend.

Only hours remain until the next Xbox is revealed... here's what to expect

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:49:00 GMT

At 6pm today, the lads at Microsoft will finally reveal to the world what the new Xbox will look like. Or maybe they won't and they'll just do what Sony did at the PS4 reveal...

Mighty Mac: Ian McGeechan

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:15:00 GMT

Ian McGeechan will always be inextricably linked with the Lions and considering he has been involved in seven tours, his place in history is assured.

Pics: The new Barca away kit is a lot less hideous than the last one. The home one's lovely too

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:29:00 GMT

Barcelona released pictures of their new home and away kits for next season this morning and fans will be glad to know that the away kit is a lot less hideous this time around.

Brilliant Ulster rugby video recaps an emotional season for the province

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:24:00 GMT

After a season of terrible lows and great highs, Ulster look back on the season ahead of the Rabo PRO12 final with a cracking video.

Video: Oklahoma resident finds her lost dog during news interview

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:01:00 GMT

While being interviewed by CBS News, Barbara Garcia had her prayers answered when her little Scottish terrier emerged from the rubble left by the recent tornado in Oklahoma.

One fan spent £2800 on match programmes from Fergie's final game

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:55:00 GMT

One fan spent £2800 on match programmes from Fergie’s final game.

Transfer Talk: No deal for Dunne, Higuain to Arsenal and Toure to Liverpool?

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:43:00 GMT

JOE's daily transfer tattle feature returns for the summer, with a couple of crackers to kick it off.

Is the J1 programme basically finished?

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:33:00 GMT

New restrictions on the J1 visa could completely change how the programme works meaning the days of flocks of Irish students heading to the US legally could be numbered.

Pic: GAA catch of the year contender by a Tipperary minor

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:00:00 GMT

And they say the art of high fielding is going out of the game...

One mobile phone stolen every 20 minutes in Ireland

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:29:00 GMT

Do you have your phone on you? Well keep it close, as new statistics reveal that a phone is stolen in Ireland every 20 minutes.

'Mile wide tornado' touches down in Oklahoma killing at least 91 people

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:00:00 GMT

There were terrifying scenes in Oklahoma yesterday afternoon as a massive tornado touched down in the town of Moore leaving a path of destruction in its wake.

MMA minx Kenda Perez

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:00:00 GMT

She's part Mexican, all magnificent and loves herself a bit of MMA, today's woman of the day is the lovely Kenda Perez.

Video: Daredevil reaches 263km/h on a mountain bike...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:30:00 GMT

One bloke in France has set a new land speed record by reaching dizzying speeds of 263km/h on his trusty old mountain bike.

The top stories on JOE today

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:00 GMT

Toddlers scoring goals, Alex Ferguson’s chewing gum up for sale and cheating men leaving the scene of the crime in their jocks, all in an average day’s work on JOE.

Video: Breathtaking footage of top surfers taking on enormous waves in Tahiti

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:20:00 GMT

We can’t deny that this footage of some top surfers tackling some huge waves in Teahupo'o looks incredibly scary… but it doesn’t half look like an awful lot of fun as well.

Video: The funniest Soccer Saturday moments of the season clip is predictably brilliant

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:16:00 GMT

Weekends without the Soccer Saturday crew won’t be the same for the next few months, but here’s a clip of their funniest bits from the season to tide you over for the time being.

Picture: Jennifer Lawrence gears up for new X-Men role. Wearing only blue body paint

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:00 GMT

We’re already huge Jennifer Lawrence fans around these parts, so we were quite obviously excited to hear of a picture of her covered only in blue body paint on the set of the new X-Men movie.

A women's ice-hockey team in Boston are pretty p*ssed that Enda Kenny stole their dressing room

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:00 GMT

Now there’s a sentence we thought we’d never write...

Graphic: If every shot that hit the woodwork went in this season, Liverpool would be fourth

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:09:00 GMT

Think your team was unlucky this season? Well Opta have gone to the bother of calculating the points for every team if their efforts against the post had actually gone in and it makes for interesting reading.

Real Madrid announce Mourinho departure. In other news, night follows day

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:45:00 GMT

In news that is up there with night following day in the inevitability stakes, Real Madrid have confirmed that Jose Mourinho will leave the club at the end of the season.

Ever fancied abseiling off the roof of Thomond Park? Now you can

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:36:00 GMT

Want to help a great cause and do something really cool at the same time?

West of Ireland radio station to broadcast special mass to pray for a change in the weather

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:04:00 GMT

We’re all a little fed up of the crap weather at this stage, but it’s gone so bad in the west that a local radio station is broadcasting a special mass to pray for an improvement in weather conditions.

Gallery: Eva Longoria had a rather revealing wardrobe malfunction

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:52:00 GMT

The stunning brunette babe Eva Longoria has been in the news recently after she had a very unfortunate, but very revealing, wardrobe malfunction at the Cannes Film Festival...

Video: Trampoline + somersault + basketball hoop = best trick shot ever

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:22:00 GMT

Shooting a basketball into the basket from about 30 yards with your legs while doing a somersault on a trampoline, you say? This we gotta see...

Colourful Character - Nicholas Cage

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:43:00 GMT

Nicholas Cage is our Colourful Character. Understatement of the year.

Video: Canadian singer butchers American national anthem before hockey game

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:37:00 GMT

The French-Canadian jazz singer Alexis Normand was tasked with singing the American national anthem ahead of the Memorial Cup yesterday, but to say she 'butchered it' is a bit of an understatement.

Cavan man invites Barack Obama to Ulster quarter-final v Fermanagh (But will he pay for the ticket?)

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:40:00 GMT

Before all Cavan people get offended, that last bit in the headline was just a joke. But there’s no joke about the invite sent to US President Barack Obama for the Ulster quarter-final next month.

Audio: Cheating Cork woman goes on radio to tell her (ex) friend off

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:00 GMT

If you saw your mate's other half going off with someone else would you get on the radio to tell the whole county about it? That's exactly what this Cork woman done recently...

For around £10,000 a sample of Gandhi's blood could be yours

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:29:00 GMT

Mahatma Gandhi is regarded by many as one of the outstanding leaders of the 20th century and you a blood sample of his could be yours for a princely sum.

Picture: Looks like Fergie gave David Moyes a tour of the Man United training ground today

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:08:00 GMT

David Moyes doesn’t officially become Manchester United manager until July, but he was keen to get used to his new surroundings today and he picked the right man to show him around.

Video: Player sent off for celebrating goal with shorts around his head

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:55:00 GMT

Part of us applauds this celebration. Part of us can’t believe he is sober. But most of all, we can’t believe a player would do this on a yellow card.

GAA Score of the Weekend: Cian Mackey (Cavan v Armagh)

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:43:00 GMT

There were plenty of brilliant scores to choose from over the weekend but the Cavan wing-forward’s solo effort against Armagh in Breffni Park was just a little bit special.

The IRFU and Chris Hadfield get into a chat about rugby

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:21:00 GMT

There is no end to how great Chris Hadfield is. He even likes, and played, a bit of rugby.

Video: Tenacious D are terrible weathermen

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:01:00 GMT

Jack Black and Kyle Gass were reading out the weather forecast on a morning news show in New Zealand recently, when they ran into some pretty funny technical difficulties.

Now Is A Good Time... To Laugh

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:50:00 GMT

It's that time again when we bring you your daily laugh in association with Bulmers and today, we're featuring the Co. Meath native, Dylan Moran.

Video: Ross Turnbull's toddler scored the goal of the season at Stamford Bridge

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:19:00 GMT

He hasn’t got much pace, but the boy can finish and work a crowd.

Daily Download: Django Unchained

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:02:00 GMT

Everyday here on JOE, we bring you the very best in movie and music downloads thanks to the lads over at Magnet. Today, we look at the Tarantino blockbuster Django Unchained.

The psychic headline, when Mayo and Toulon stars collide and a Limerick legend is bronzed

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:58:00 GMT

When headlines come true, GAA and rugby worlds collide and a statue of a hurling legend is unveiled.

One man's selling his Polo Mk 2 in his own very special musical way

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:00 GMT

One man's selling his Polo Mk 2 in his own very special musical way

Hydrate to Articulate: Will.I.Am mistaken for Wyclef Jean

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:30:00 GMT

In our look at some unfortunate television bloopers, today we look at Will.I.Am being mistaken for Wyclef Jean. Morto.

Video: Cheating wife distracts husband as lover makes daring escape... in his boxers

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:27:00 GMT

One promiscuous bloke was caught making a rather cheeky escape from his mistress's apartment, and it certainly wasn't the best-kept secret in town.

Want Alex Ferguson's last bit of game-chewed chewing gum? Then get onto eBay

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:25:00 GMT

After 1,500 games, and tens of thousands of bits of gum, someone thinks they have nabbed the final bit of chewing gum Fergie ever gnashed on. So they have put it up for sale.