Video: Robbie Keane features in potentially the world’s strangest match promo

Its always been his dream to spit in super slow-mo....

We absolutely loves a cheesy, clichéd and dramatic sports montage because how else are we to know if a game is destined to be a classic? There are certain rules that they need to follow though. For example, they must have dramatic music, grandiose dialogue and an underdog narrative. We're not so insistent on seeing images of Robbie Keane's spit in super slow-motion, randomly inserted footage and the most half arsed attempt at reading words off a page since our 9am English classes on a Monday morning in secondary school. To be fair, this sort of video was bound to happen now that Ireland's record goalscorer plays in LA but we might just give LA Galaxy v Real Salt Lake City a miss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpW-xqXZgoQ