No one is ever going to blow Flo Rida’s whistle unless he puts on a damn shirt
As we all know, the club can’t handle Flo Rida but sadly, neither can a t-shirt for too long, as his latest shirtless display demonstrates.
The Auto-tuned rapper, who has an ingenious knack for creating instant one-month-long massive hits, deserved credit for finally realising that it’s best to shave his head than create a hairline with a black biro. However, old habits die hard and he still can’t resist removing his shirt mid-performance.
Though a topless Flo isn’t quite as horrifying a spectacle as fellow rapper Rick Ross frequently removing his shirt, he is nonetheless another artist with a body that does not need to be “shown off” to all asunder. LL Cool J he most certainly is not.
Suck in that stomach Flo, you’re on TV!
The artist was performing on NBC’s Today show last week and as expected, decided to sing the most pathetic and not-so-subtle song about oral sex ever – “Whistle”.
Sample lyric: “You just put your lips together/ And you come real close / Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby/ Here we go.” Whistle = penis, in case you were wondering.
As you can see, even children love listening to “Whistle” on national TV at the first thing in the morning
If Flo Rida wants groupies to blow his “whistle” in future, a little perspective is needed or more accurately, a little t-shirt at the very least. Being able to remove your top mid-performance is a privilege, not a right, so why not do a few stomach crunches before your big gig, eh?