Dressed in the Dark?
Will Smith hurts our eyes with shocking Men in Black III premiere outfit
After seeing Will Smith's outfit for the European Premiere of Men in Black III in Paris last week, we really wish the film's memory-erasing device was real.
No-one may have asked for it but Men in Black III exists and is coming to a multiplex near you very, very soon. In order to hype the return of the franchise after ten years, its star Will Smith has been jetting across the globe in a series of sauve, slick and occasionally, silly outfits.
Take the below getup which he wore to the film's European Premiere at Le Grand Rex in Paris, an all-white ensemble that is a million miles away from the exquisite black-and-white combo he wears in the series. Take a look and cringe:
Thankfully co-star Josh Brolin decided to wear at least two colours on the night
So where did Will get the inspiration for his Daz-approved outfit? Take a look below at this snapshot from Bruce Almighty and it should all become clear.
How dare Will attempt to outdo Morgan Freeman as God?!
The above suit makes sense when you understand that Morgan Freeman was playing the character of God and thus it would make sense for him to wear white and only white.
Despite the fact that he gave us 'Summertime' and saved the world by punching aliens in the face for 'Independence Day', Will Smith is not God. Oh, and The Karate Kid irritant Jaden Smith is certainly not the son of God.
With so much promotional for the $200 million blockbuster coming this summer, we're surprised Sony Pictures haven't attempted to release their own version of the memory-erasing 'Neuralyser' device - it would certainly come in handy for occasions like this.