Chris Brown assaulting eyes everywhere he goes

Chris Brown – he’s the guy everyone loves to hate. But thankfully, it was Chris himself who was on the receiving end of a smack this time around as he’s just been labelled the “worst dressed man on the planet.”

Yes,  the rapper-slash-singer has been awarded the title of Worst Dressed Man 2012 by men’s style-bible GQ Magazine. Chris may have claimed to have cleaned up his bad boy ways since his brutal attack on Rihanna in 2009, yet he still continues to assault our EYES with his hideous dress sense.

What’s the best way to describe Chris Brown’s sense of style? Think dodgy old man who tries to be cool. Just LOOK at this:

Chris Brown: Singlehandedly bringing back the 'Grandad' look.

Buttoned-up t-shirt, old man cardigan, high-waist trousers and the shoes. Dear god, the shoes. Shoes like that should just never see the light of day. Ever. There are only two occasions when shoes like that are acceptable: if you’re doing a bit of painting and want to wear something raggy that you don’t mind destroying or if you’re planning on ending up in a Broadway musical at any point during your day.

Moving on from dressed-down Chris, check out Chris the entertainer:

"Oh god...WHAT AM I WEARING?!"

You can tell that he’s just realised how awful he truly looks. We bet he’s thinking “Safety pins? Seriously? Safety pins?!” Also what’s with the glove thing? We were willing to give you the pink bowtie but that glove just looks ridiculous.

Dear Chris Brown, we hereby find you guilty of crimes against fashion. Please do us all a favour and hire a stylist, or, if you already have one, fire that idiot as quickly as possible.