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It’s about as far away from the Royal Wedding as you can get, but Pippa Middleton has reportedly been offered $3.4 million to star in a porn film.

Raunchy pictures of the younger sister of the newly titled Duchess of Cambridge surfaced at the weekend and it seems as if we weren’t the only ones that were impressed.

According to a report in The Star this morning, porn baron Steven Hirsch, the producer of movies such as Scoring, Lover’s Leap and Deeper Throat, liked what he saw and promptly sent Pippa a letter detailing how she could be a huge ‘adult’ star.

In the letter, dated May 6 and addressed to Pippa’s home in England, Hirsch wrote: “For just one explicit scene I would be pleased to offer you $5 million (€3.4 million) and of course, you would have your choice of partners.”

Fans of the upper class 27-year old, who was possibly the best thing about last month’s Royal Wedding apart from this picture, shouldn’t get their hopes up about Pippa baring all on screen, however, as she is said to have laughed off the offer.

Instead, she will use her newfound fame to set up a party planning business, following in the footsteps of her parents, who made their fortune through a mail-order business known as Party Pieces.

What a pity.