Book the day off work now, it’s a done deal

9 years ago

January can go to hell

9 years ago

Because life is too short

9 years ago

We’ve done it. We’ve improved tennis

9 years ago

Happy anniversary, Harry Potter.

9 years ago

Pedal power.

9 years ago

Less clothes, less water, less sweat

9 years ago

Number 1 is a no-brainer.

9 years ago

“One girl farted and then invited another girl over to smell it”

9 years ago

What if we lived in a world where they allowed mobile phones into Leaving Cert exam halls?

9 years ago

REGISTER TO VOTE! First of all, we need to address the slogan ‘Everybody’s getting onto it’ which is most definitely a phrase we can attribute the beginning of a large portion of addictions in this modern world. Regardless, the people on the form all look extremely gas. If we’re being honest, the photographer absolutely had a […]

9 years ago

And you thought it couldn’t be improved

9 years ago

Food namers are lazy. There, I’ve said it. I don’t give a h*ck about the implications of such a controversial statement. It needed to be said. Food namers have dropped the ball on more than one occasion, and that needs to be acknowledged. Rather than sit idly by while we continue to use substandard words […]

9 years ago

I call bullshit on Netflix description sections. They’re just not accurate enough. For example, Gilmore Girls is not ‘a heartwarming tale of a mother and daughter’s relationship’, it’s an exposé of the two whiniest people on earth continuously enabling each other until the viewer cracks and microwaves themself to death. Netflix should hire me to compose their description […]

9 years ago

I’ve got the scoop. There comes a time in every young journalist’s life when they have a career-defining moment. For some, it’s interviewing their heroes, for others, it’s getting a big scoop. Literally. I was sent an anonymous tip that sweetcorn ice cream was in production near the office. Not usually one to haphazardly skive off work […]

9 years ago

Bags. Balenciaga have “designed” a new handbag that, spade a spade, is an IKEA shopping bag. Rather than despair at what is deemed as fashion nowadays, we need to open our eyes to what’s happening. Fashion is evolving, taste is changing and we need to get on board to stay ahead of the curve. What […]

9 years ago

Emoji-sus Christ. Currently, our phones have the option of more than five but less than a million emojis. That’s quite a lot but let’s be real, most of them are garbage. I want better emojis for all. In an ideal world, we won’t have to text words, it’ll just be emojis. We’ve already eliminated the harrowing […]

9 years ago

Jesus would’ve crushed Snapchat. From what I know of the guy, he definitely had a decent sense of humour at a time where getting stoned meant something entirely different. Let’s pretend social media, specifically Snapchat, existed at the time of Jesus’ crucifixion and subsequent resurrection. Double pretending, if you will. Add to that, the fact […]

9 years ago

This will surely earn me a Pulitzer Prize.  Imagine, just imagine if Twitter was around at the time of Jesus’ crucifixion. Let’s not fool ourselves, the memes would’ve been so dank, we would all be at serious risk of over-exposure to such hot takes even to this very day. The banter would be off the […]

9 years ago

You’re welcome.

9 years ago

Behold, the truth. As an actual Irish person, I’d like to use this year’s Paddy’s Day to dispel some stereotypes. It’s not all leprechauns and potatoes on the Emerald Isle; there’s a lot else on our agenda besides that, such as drinking. Let’s take a look at the typical timeline of an Irish person’s St. Patrick’s […]

9 years ago

*Peers from behind couch* This is just my opinion. Arctic Monkeys are my favourite band and I could happily exclusively listen to their music every day for the rest of my life. For no reason whatsoever, I’ve decided to rank all of their songs from worst to best. In the interest of housekeeping, I’m sticking […]

9 years ago

Another great effort all round

9 years ago

Cows like moovies. This year’s Oscar nominations are finally out and it’s good news for Ruth Negga, Consolata Boyle and the Irish Film Board-funded The Lobster. Some of the nominees have ambitious titles, so I’ve decided to dumb down their names to help the potential viewer decide if this particular film pertains to their specific interests. […]

9 years ago

Finally, some answers. Look, it’s impossible to maintain a perfect level of concentration at all times when you’re at work. Sometimes, the mind wanders into the strangest of places. Today, let’s put those wandering minds at ease and figure out what our indie band names would be. Simply answer 8 multiple choice questions below and […]

9 years ago

Fair Shades. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Images via RTÉ, words via The Editing Room

10 years ago