Activism, baby! In tasty ice cream form. Ice cream concocters Ben & Jerry’s are sticking it to the man – that man, specifically, being the umbrella-chucker Donald Trump – with a new flavour of ice cream. Well, technically it’s an old flavour, but it’s being renamed. Does that make it new? It’s Theseus’s paradox all over […]

8 years ago

The greatest TV show in the entire world is back. Comedy Central UK has announced that a brand new series of Takeshi’s Castle will be sprinting face-first into your television screen next month. Alas, there is no Craig Charles, the former star of Red Dwarf and Coronation Street star who narrated a previous iteration of the show, […]

8 years ago

Oh, Fiddy. Truly. We are not worthy. I’m a big fan of 50 Cent. Not for the music, which has been consistently terrible after the admittedly excellent Get Rich or Die Tryin’. Not for his acting, which, again, has been extremely wooden since his first film, the semi-autobiographical crime drama called, yep, Get Rich or Die […]

8 years ago

Goodnight sweet prince. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is being written out of The Simpsons, according to a producer of the long-running show. Whilst Matt Groening, creator of the iconic three-fingered characters, has defended Apu, it appears his time has run out. Hari Kondabolu’s documentary The Problem with Apu firmly put a spotlight on the problematic character, and […]

8 years ago

Say goodbye to everyone and everything in your life. 60 hours is a long time. That is a very long time. Are you willing to sacrifice 3600 minutes of your precious, finite existence on this – very real – planet to romp around an admittedly gorgeous virtual landscape pretending you’re a cowboy and shooting people […]

8 years ago

The next Bond film will almost certainly be Daniel Craig’s last. The search rumbles on for a new James Bond, aka 007, the martini-sippin’, tuxedo-wearing, fisticuff-having secret agent with extremely questionable ethics and an entire personality derived from making other people feel like shit. Truly, the Great British hero if there ever was one. Barbara […]

8 years ago

Yikes. Plot’s it all about: One of Stephen King’s most notoriously disturbing novels is coming to cinemas next year in the form of Pet Sematary, a darker than dark meditation on life, death, and whatever the hell there might be in between. The upcoming film, directed by Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer, appears as though it will […]

8 years ago

Please never eat this. We’ve covered a lot of interesting food stories recently. And when I say interesting, what I actually mean is, you sort of look at these absolute monstrosities and think, “What the fuck? Who would eat that?” or, alternatively, you’re one of those people who looks at them and thinks “Yeah. Yeah I […]

8 years ago

A real shame for all the strange, strange people out there who are super-protective of fictional characters. Barbara Broccoli, producer in the James Bond film series, has stated that 007 will “probably” never be played by a woman. Daniel Craig is currently set for his last outing as MI6’s finest in the upcoming film, due […]

8 years ago

“It appears we just got Bansky-ed” Banksy has stayed true to form with his latest semi-protest after selling a painting at Sotheby’s Auction House, New York, before having it self-destruct. It might just have been mildly irritating for the winning bidder, who had just spent $1.1 million (£838,418) on a print of Banksy’s iconic ‘Girl […]

8 years ago

Selfies… a dangerous, dangerous artform as it happens I don’t take selfies. I don’t have the face, the patience, the face, the angle/lighting/filter knowhow, the face, the confidence, the face, and my camera on my phone is broken due to me having dropped my phone repeatedly. Also, my face. It turns out, this is a […]

8 years ago

As strong and stable as advertised. Gun to your head, what do you think is the most Conservative Party way to kickstart their conference in Birmingham? These are the people behind Brexit, after all. Do you think it is creating their app – the Conservative party conference app – and not even adding passwords to […]

8 years ago

No, YOU’RE having a slow news day. Usually, for an article, I will sort of segue slowly into the action. You know. I don’t want to startle you. There’s always a winding introduction and then BANG – the actual crux of the piece – seemingly jumping out of nowhere like Randy Orton. In this particular […]

8 years ago

This could have been a very costly error indeed. We’ve all messed up in our lives. All of us, at least once, more likely several times, have had a slight blip in our mental processes and have completely – how do you say – ‘fu**ed it’. The truth is, none of us has ever been […]

8 years ago

Did we really need a study to prove that? According to a study by the London School of Economics, watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for as little as 60 seconds can make you a worse person by reducing your sympathy for the poor. Research from LSE found that exposure to shows that “glamorise fame, luxury, and wealth […]

8 years ago

Romano Fenati has a bit of a reputation. Moto2 driver Romano Fenati was disqualified from a race at Misano, Italy for “irresponsible driving” after he reached across to a rival’s bike and pulled the brake lever – whilst driving at around 140mph. In the shocking footage of the incident, you can see Fenati pull up […]

8 years ago

All good things come to an end. From Monday, value pub chain Wetherspoons will be barring all breeds of dog from its venues. Whilst the pubs have traditionally adopted a no-dogs policy throughout its 40-year history, it is the first time that the rule will properly be enforced. Not only this, but pups will not […]

8 years ago

He’s being sued for $95 million. British comedian and Borat voice inventor Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued for $95 million (£73 million) in damages by US politician Roy Moore. Former Alabama Senate candidate Moore claims he was “tricked” into appearing on Cohen’s latest show Who is America? as many have since the series aired on […]

8 years ago

The news has been confirmed by the ITV head honcho. Where did that phrase come from by the way? Head honcho? Well, let me tell you: it comes from the Japanese word “honcho” which roughly translates as “squad leader”. So there you go. Anyway, the ITV squad leader has confirmed that the loveable Geordie duo […]

8 years ago

Science never lies. Except in this exact instance.

8 years ago

Dreams do come true. Fans of The Simpsons will no doubt be familiar with the Kwik-E-Mart, home of the iconic Squishee, but not home of Skittlebrau, the beer with candy in it that Homer made up. Clip via TeufelsLehrling Yes, yes they will be selling Duff Beer, Buzz Cola, Squishees, Lard Lad Donuts, Flaming Moe’s […]

8 years ago

If, like me, you spend 90% of your working day looking at the Wikipedia pages of various football players from the mid-00s, you’ll be fine If you don’t do that, you’re going to struggle. This is not an easy quiz, and it will seriously test your knowledge of various Premier League journeyman over the last […]

8 years ago

“A daring mission to shed light on the mysteries of our closest star.” Do you know what Nasa are up to these days? The small matter of touching the sun with a space probe, that’s what. I know what you’re thinking. That probably sounds like a bad idea, blasting something into the sun, the perfect sphere of […]

8 years ago

Bit weird, tbh. So Kanye West has done that thing that Kanye West does, and that thing is: be very Kanye West. Does that makes sense? Let me be clearer. Kanye West has said something for shock value very much on purpose so that people turn around and say “That Kanye West. What’s he like?” […]

8 years ago

The boys are back in town They gave us Shaun of the Dead, they gave us Hot Fuzz. They starred in Paul and then they completed the Cornetto Trilogy with The World’s End which, sure, wasn’t as good, but let me say again: they gave us Shaun of the Dead. They gave us Hot Fuzz. And they’re back, look! […]

8 years ago

A statement has been released on behalf of Ant and Dec. Ant McPartlin won’t be presenting the upcoming series of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, it has been confirmed. He will continue to take a break from all television and presenting roles after being involved in a drink driving accident and entering rehab earlier […]

8 years ago

Friends star Matthew Perry has undergone emergency surgery. Perry, 48, was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital on Tuesday evening due to a ruptured bowel. He has reportedly had emergency surgery for the gastrointestinal perforation, which means a hole has formed in part of the gastrointestinal tract (the oesophagus, stomach, small intestine, and large intestine). […]

8 years ago

“Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck”

8 years ago

The gay rights activists gathered in Palace Square in St. Petersburg in defiance of a city ban against their protest. Russian police have arrested and detained 25 gay rights activists after they held an LGBT pride rally in Palace Square, an iconic central landmark in the city, on Saturday. Whilst there was no serious violence between […]

8 years ago

A magnitude 6.9 earthquake struck the popular tourist destinations of Lombok and Bali on Sunday evening. It has now been confirmed that 91 people have died and over 200 are seriously injured by national disaster agency spokesman Sutopo Purwo Nugroho. The northern area of the island of Lombok, in particular, has suffered “massive” damage, he […]

8 years ago

“There was no time to set up all the tiles again”

8 years ago

A magnitude 7 earthquake has struck near the Indonesian islands of Bali and Lombok

8 years ago

There was a 3000% increase despite less sex, smoking and drinking

8 years ago

The recording of the phone call has been released by Essex police.

8 years ago

“I can’t be fucking singing while there’s a fish there, man”

8 years ago

He was knocked unconscious and thrown into the back of a car. Daniel Hernandez, also known as Tekashi69 and 6ix9ine, has been hospitalised following a kidnapping and robbery that occurred early on Sunday morning. The rapper was driving home from shooting a music video in Brooklyn at around 4am when the attack occurred. Sources have […]

8 years ago

“The last time I checked it was Curtis Jackson that filed for bankruptcy not Floyd Mayweather”

8 years ago

His hair does kind of resemble wet noodles, in fairness

8 years ago

They have been criminally charged with hacking and leaking the emails of senior Democrats during the 2016 presidential election campaign

8 years ago

Welcome, Don. Are you enjoying your stay? Can we get you anything? How about a giant inflatable of you as a screaming baby? How about a ‘Trump is a c*nt’ placard? How about a lukewarm coffee? Enjoying it, yeah? Good. Good.

8 years ago

Shooting begins in September

8 years ago

In an interview with The Guardian the actor revealed his role in The World’s End was him “kind of telling people what was going on”. Simon Pegg, the beloved star of two of the most popular British films of all time, Edgar Wright collaborations Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, as well cult comedy series Spaced, has now revealed […]

8 years ago

Starbucks will be removing all unrecyclable plastic straws by 2022 As part of a $10 million (€8.5 million) commitment to develop a fully compostable and recyclable cup solution, coffee giant Starbucks has announced that it will be replacing all plastic straws for their drinks with a new strawless lid or alternative-material straws. The move will […]

8 years ago

James Rynerson was released from jail after a case of mistaken identity. His wife drove him back two hours later. One wonders, how did he spend his 120 minutes of freedom? He could have watched almost all of Apocalypse Now. He would have missed the last 27 minutes, sure, but he would have got the gist […]

8 years ago

You’ll be watching this one a few times. Rappers often use American Sign Language (ASL) interpreters during their live concerts but a recent performance of Eminem’s ‘Rap God’, from 2013’s The Marshall Mathers LP 2, shows just how difficult their job can be. Well, for mere mortals. Not for Holly Maniatty, sign language extraordinaire, who absolutely […]

8 years ago

Argentina are on the very brink of elimination from the World Cup following Thursday’s 3-0 humiliation against Croatia. Diego Simeone is not happy. Much has been made of their performance, both from the players and manager Jorge Sampaoli, whose tactics have not so much been brought into question as ran through the shredder, set on […]

8 years ago

Police are currently investigating the incident. Police are dealing with an alleged ‘minor explosion’ which occurred at Southgate Tube station in north London after reports that a suspicious package had been found. According to information from the British Transport Police and the Metropolitan Police Force, a small number of people have suffered injuries and are being […]

8 years ago

Angelina Jolie is also in the running

8 years ago

Figures show around 22,000 children now leave Primary School obese

8 years ago

Spiderman was too busy fading into dust, apparently

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