Nooruddean Choudry
In all honesty, who can blame him? We are told to turn the other cheek, and to let the legal system deal with those who have committed crimes against us. Of course that is the right and proper thing to do, but if you are parent who has lost a child to a callous murderer, it […]
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Some of these designs are beautiful…and free!
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Arsene’s having a party
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So many classics to choose from, to be fair.
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A dog’s life.
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He was a little bit too Keen on social media.
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The eighties get a raw deal. It’s the most referenced decade when referring to fashion fuck-ups – particularly for men. Everyone points to the New Romantic movement, or Wham! and yet those styles slowly came back in. And let’s not forget how cool the likes of Michael J. Fox, Eddie Murphy and Matthew Broderick looked back in the day. […]
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You get low battery anxiety…
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The end is nigh. Manchester United fans who have hoped and prayed for months that Louis van Gaal would leave the club and be replaced by Jose Mourinho now seem strangely gripped with sympathy for the big Dutchman. Reports emerged minutes after United’s FA Cup win on Saturday that Jose Mourinho was set to be […]
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You know you’re in trouble when a 74-year-old is ripping into your fashion sense. Tinie Tempah’s performance prior to the FA Cup final on Saturday may not have been to everyone’s taste, but Sir Alex Ferguson seemed more preoccupied with the rapper’s shiny garb. The FA have shared fascinating pre-game footage from Wembley’s ‘tunnelcam’ via their YouTube channel, […]
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This is the sad news that many were expecting. Egyptian aviation officials have confirmed the wreckage of EgyptAir flight MS804 has been found near Greek island of Karpathos. The flight from Paris to Cairo that went off-radar in the early hours of Thursday morning, and there was confusion and concern as to its whereabouts and the […]
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People can be so cruel. Liverpool’s Europa League dream came crashing down before their eyes on Wednesday in a wretched second-half display in Basel, as they allowed Sevilla to comeback from 1-0 down to win 3-1. It was a difficult result to take after a wonderful European campaign and a first-half performance that promised so […]
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Fancying someone is fine, but that’s not what this is about.
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The buck stops hair.
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Well played you lot. Whenever we call upon you for inspiration, you very rarely let us down and for that we are extremely grateful… mainly because it means we can just share your funny stuff rather than thinking of our own. We all know Game of Thrones is something of a cultural phenomenon that transcends […]
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What a complete farce. It cost many people a great deal of money, time, stress and worry. Everyone thought that one of the country’s biggest sporting stadia was the subject of a terrorist attack. In the end, it was the result of a monumental blunder. The ‘suspicious package’ turned out to be a fake prop-bomb […]
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If this is true, it is extremely embarrassing for Manchester United. Whilst everyone was commending the club and its security staff for the swift way in which they dealt with the potential bomb threat, it now seems that they may have been inadvertently responsible. The Daily Mail’s Mike Keegan reports that the ‘incredibly realistic’ hoax […]
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This is a worrying development on an already unsettling day. On the day that Manchester United’s Old Trafford stadium was evacuated due to a bomb alert, that turned out to be a very realistic hoax, a Ryanair plane bound for Manchester have been evacuated to due to a potential terror threat. According to Norwegian news agency Dagbladet […]
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Hopefully the situation is now under control Following the cancellation of Manchester United’s game with Bournemouth at Old Trafford on Sunday, after the discovery of a ‘suspect package’ in the NW quadrant of the ground, Greater Manchester Police have confirmed that a ‘controlled explosion’ has been carried out within the stadium. Update: Bomb disposal experts currently […]
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You can’t blame them for being worried. A ‘suspect package’ in the NW quadrant of Manchester United’s Old Trafford stadium saw their final game of the season with Bournemouth abandoned due to serious security concerns. Latest update: A controlled explosion has just been carried out within the stadium by bomb disposal experts at Old Trafford. […]
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This is very worrying. Manchester United’s home game with Bournemouth was due to kick off at 3pm along with the rest of the Premier League’s final schedule of games, but twenty minutes prior to the start of the match, the whole stadium was urgently evacuated. There is a serious security concern, and a ‘Code Red’ […]
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Drake is known for many things, not least his trademark look. The Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor is something of a worldwide phenomenon. He has managed to cultivate such a strong personal ‘brand’ that people who haven’t even heard a note of his music would have no trouble picking him out from […]
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Poor James Milner. He really can’t win. When he tries to say or do something in public, he is lampooned for being boring, but on occasions when he simply wants to blend into the background, we stands out like a sore thumb. Thursday night saw Liverpool host their end-of-season Players’ Awards 2016. It was perhaps […]
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The comedian warns the US: “You get what you deserve”
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Talk about revealing. Football kits the world over are becoming more and more generic, with the bigger sports manufacturers choosing to work to set templates with just the smallest of alterations for each team’s uniform. So, it’s always a welcome change when a major brand tries something new. That said, we’re not sure what to make […]
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Well played, Gary. Well played. We all know Gary Lineker is up for a laugh. He may be a well-respected voice in the global game and the face of BBC’s flagship football programme, but the Match of the Day man is happy to take the p*ss out of himself, as is apparent in his crisp ads […]
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We love this already. Justin Timberlake has been on musical hiatus for far too long. It’s been three years since the excellent The 20/20 Experience LP, with possibly his finest tune in Mirrors. In the meantime we’ve had pretenders to his pop crown emerge – including namesake Justin Bieber with some surprisingly good tunes – but no one […]
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If true this would be a sensational coup for Indian football. We’re highly dubious about this until anything is confirmed, but there are growing rumours that Gary Neville may be ready to try his hand at subcontinental football for his next managerial move. The revered Sky Sports pundit and former Manchester United defender was sacked […]
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Needless to say, he had the last laugh. Ricky Gervais has been busy in the past week. Not only has he been promoting his new Netflix film Special Correspondents, but he has been working on the final mix of the forthcoming movie about his most iconic creation, David Brent. He tweeted about the progress on Life On The […]
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This certainly caused him to lose his train of thought. Former Spurs man Jamie Redknapp was on Sky Sports News on Tuesday to reflect upon Leicester City’s sensational transformation from relegation candidates to Premier League champions in less than a year. His beloved Lilywhites may have come unstuck on Monday evening at the hands of a […]
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We can only imagine how he’s feeling right now. Gary Lineker is probably the most high-profile Leicester City fan out there. They are the famed presenter’s local club and he’s as passionate as they come in his devotion to their cause. Match of the Day showed footage of Lineker and his sons watching Chelsea vs […]
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That may be Mousa Dembele’s season over. Spurs proved that they were still very much in the title race after taking a 2-0 lead in the first half at Stamford Bridge, but there was a huge moment of controversy to end the first period as both sets of players clashed on the touchline. Away boss Mauricio Pochettino […]
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No football of any kind. As we all know Mamadou Sakho is currently the subject of a suspension from UEFA and has been relieved of his playing duties by Liverpool Football Club, pending the results of an investigation into the player’s failed drugs test. The French centre-half tested positive for a banned ‘fat burner’ substance following […]
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This doesn’t bode well for the upcoming David Brent movie. A great number of comedy fans were eagerly anticipating Ricky Gervais’ latest creation Special Correspondents on Netflix. The feature length production was released exclusively on the streaming service on 29 April, and there was no shortage of publicity trailing the show. Gervais is widely acknowledged on […]
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“I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller; I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.” So said American rapper Skee-Lo in his popular 1995 hit ‘I Wish’. As a man of 5ft 7in, Mr Lo knew only too well the lot of the vertically challenged male. […]
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It seems Liverpool are winning hearts and making friends all over Europe. Hot on the heels of their very cordial two-legged tie with Borussia Dortmund in the quarter-finals of the Europa League, they’ve quickly developed a bond with Villarreal fans in the semis too. *For more on Liverpool’s clash with Villarreal, check out SportsJOE.ie* The […]
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Anger and blame are rarely applauded. We’re constantly told that forgiveness is a virtue and ‘moving on’ is the best way of dealing with any simmering anger. It only serves to eat you up inside. Conversely, harbouring any form of contempt is negative and even petty. Life is far too short and it is best […]
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Seriously? Prince is an icon of our time who was as prolific in his songwriting as he was brilliant in his consistent genius. But if you ask anyone – whether music fan or not – which song they most clearly associate with the late artist, nine times out of ten it would be the 1984 power […]
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We know how he feels. Prince was a musician of unparalleled genius, and his list of accolades and awards speak for themselves. But more than that he touched the hearts of millions in a way that can’t be measured. Many received the news of his death with shock and sorrow. They were devastated to hear […]
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Honesty pays
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Piers Morgan is used to shouting down others, but he seemed rather rattled when faced with a taste of his own medicine. *This article first appeared on JOE.co.uk* The former Mirror editor was presenting a segment on Good Morning Britain concerning the ‘celebrity threesome’ story that has been reported in full in the US and […]
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Whatever happened to living in the moment? It seems that in this age of social media and viral content, we’ve all become obsessed with hits and likes and retweets – to the detriment of actually savouring the present. An experience or emotion isn’t worth having if it’s not documented in pixellated form. On Tuesday night, Manchester City were […]
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Holy crap it actually works! You see plot-defying clichés in the movies all the time and more often than not you dismiss them as Hollywood b*llocks. However, it seems that this big screen trope in particular is a real life saver. It may sound like pure make-believe, but three stranded castaways were rescued from a desert island by spelling […]
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Throw the form book out of the window. Whilst horse-racing boffins examined every determining factor and possible variable regarding the form, fitness and track record of each horse and jockey at the 2016 Crabbie’s Grand National, newbie punters put them to shame with their own method – choosing a horsy because they liked the name. The 33-1 shot […]
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It’s time to leave…
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It’s an easy mistake to ma… no, no it’s not. In fairness they’re both p*ss funny black American comedians who also happen to be good friends, but this fan had a bit of a ‘mare when bumping into world-renowned standup and comic actor Kevin Hart. The hapless lass mistook the 5ft 2in star of Get Hard and […]
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What’s your “intravaginal ejaculation latency time”?
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The body of a dead man has been found at Disneyland Paris’ Phantom Manor. The haunted house attraction has been closed to the public whilst French authorities investigate the death. There are no plans to open the ride imminently. The deceased, who was discovered by park officials, has been identified as a 45-year-old Disney employee. […]
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This is a game-changer. Anyone who’s read (or written into) those ‘Missed Connections’ snippets in daily tabloids will be aware of how many people out there develop massive crushes on complete strangers everyday. You know the type of thing: “Red-headed girl on the 54A reading Stephen King’s ‘Finders Keepers’ – I’d like to find and […]
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