Denilson for sale on eBay – £15k current highest bid

With a super styled lego haircut, a kit bag to die for and a mandolin  that he will play at Christmas parties, Arsenal's Denilson is up for sale on eBay.

We know how tight the transfer market is these days, with managers struggling to offload unwanted players. So, in a desparate attempt to relieve the Gunners of a 'slow defensive midfielder that is less mobile that a beached oil tanker', Arsene Wenger some eBay user has put Denilson up for sale to the highest bidder.

Unfortunately, there haven't been any big bites. To date, there have been 74 bids for his services, described as 'the master of the 3ft pass and he is powerful like a bull. If you thought the invisible wall of Gilberto was great, this guy is literally invisible for the full 90 minutes!', and the highest bid is now at £15,000.

If you feel like making a bid just go here and if you're wondering about transportation costs, there's no worries. The supplier answers that query with: 'No. We can do a deal on transport. He's a good walker.'