1. An Australian man got bitten on the penis by a spider for the SECOND TIME. The same man. On his same penis.
Image: BBC
2. Some Russian dude took a shit right in the middle of a supermarket. Just dropped his kecks right there and did it.
Image: YouTube
3. And if that wasn’t enough, this guy pissed into a supermarket freezer in Stockport.
Image: YouTube
4. This lecturer gave literally zero fucks about taking his job seriously.
My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls pic.twitter.com/pYrga9hZ3X
— Mustafa (@KaySiizzle) October 16, 2016
5. A little boy found a message in a bottle, but it was just from two blokes off their heads on drugs.
Image: Twitter
6. This girl got pissed and decided to drunk text Gatwick Airport. Not even she knows why.
https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
7. This seagull fell into a massive vat of curry and dyed itself orange.
Image: Vale Wildlife Hospital
8. This guy made a really great first impression at his new college.
rule number one of university: first impressions are key pic.twitter.com/YlUOy9Zz9M
— dan (@biebergirl5ever) September 15, 2016
9. Although this is nowhere near as bad as the person who accidentally texted his mum THIS on a night out.
Image: Twitter: @charlieclarkee_
10. We found out that Noel Gallagher is possibly the greatest troll of all time.
Noel is literally my favorite person pic.twitter.com/P1VXtiUIfT
— Big Supernaturals (@UweBollocks) October 27, 2016
11. Someone discovered these extremely genuine Ralph Lauren polos.
y'all. pic.twitter.com/Ch9CbRChRH
— Terrico Martinez (@TheBuie) October 5, 2016
12. Princess Beatrice accidentally sliced open Ed Sheeran’s face while trying to fake-knight James Blunt. Yeah. I know.
Image: The Sun
13. A duck broke the land speed record.
Image: Twitter: @scootertooter7
14. Someone paid for a plane seat for their burger cushion.
i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately pic.twitter.com/nnwpcyYC8V
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) June 23, 2016
15. There was an anti-Trump protest on Club Penguin. Yep, Club Penguin.
https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/797931201717673985
16. Remember this man who took a picture with the person who hijacked an EgyptAir flight? Somehow that happened this year.
Image: Twitter: @Journo_Paul
17. There were loads of crabs on the subway in New York. Just loads and loads of crabs.
https://twitter.com/HelloCVH/status/749645446163955712
18. Some fella did away with sweets and gave out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters on Halloween.
https://twitter.com/cosmogyr/status/793398008272523266
19. Someone, somewhere, for some reason, decided to make a life-size LEGO man with human skin.
Image: YouTube
20. This family called a plumber round, and long story short, he absolutely fucked them.
Image: Twitter
21. A total genius pranked their mate by printing out their boarding pass on A1 paper.
Image: Twitter: @_aimeeconnolly
22. Northamptonshire Police were on the lookout for this very inconspicuous criminal.
Image: Twitter: @NorthantsPolice
23. This cinema kind of fucked up their display really quite a lot.
https://twitter.com/BasedLaRock/status/768577125594963968
24. A random bloke wore this, a onesie covered in pictures of nothing but close-ups of Bernie Sanders’ face.
Image: Twitter: @gregbrown
25. A woman printed out 15 pages worth of Facebook comments and took them on the subway with her to read, like a book.
A woman on the subway printed out 15 pages of Facebook posts and is just reading the comments 🤔 pic.twitter.com/JEbnzM9ftR
— Alex Steinman (@AlexSteinman) July 6, 2016
26. ASOS kept delivering people ridiculously long pairs of jeans.
Pretty sure these aren't 32" length @ASOS 🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/nY2bYV3nCq
— George Riggall (@GeorgeRiggall) May 26, 2016
27. And a kid went snorkelling in a fountain in Nottingham town centre.
Image: Twitter: @bethhsharples
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