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24th Dec 2014

Happy XXXmas! PornHub reveals exactly what porn you’ll be watching this Christmas

That's right, the porn YOU'LL be watching. Not us...

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That’s right, the porn YOU’LL be watching. Not us…

Following on from revealing which countries have the best sexual stamina, PornHub, the largest pornography site on the Internet (so we hear), has been busy crunching the numbers over the past few weeks and has compiled some very interesting data this Christmastime.

Some very interesting data, in fact, which reveals exactly what festive-themed adult content its customers have been searching for at this most wonderful time of the year.

From ‘Naughty Santa’s Helper’ to the superbly-named ‘Xxxmas’, there’s quite a selection of specific search results on show.

We didn’t even know some of these things existed. Seriously.

*Tumbleweed rolls past*

At this point, we could make silly, inappropriate jokes about “Jingle Balls” and “Dick the Halls” but we won’t, because we’re better than that.

And because we don’t want to go on Santa’s naughty list.

Anyway, here are the revealing lists in full…

PornHub graph

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Graphs via PornHub Insights.

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