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30th Dec 2014

Monaghan man isn’t hungry, sells his Doner Kebab on the internet, finds willing buyer

True story

Tony Cuddihy

True story.

When Cein Boyle decided he didn’t want his Doner Kebab after all, he was lucky that JOE reader Seamus O’Gallachoir was so hungry he’d have eaten the arse of a farmer through a tractor seat.

What follows is the kind of exchange you might have seen in The Wire, with deadly narcotics replaced by this lonely Doner Kebab with a very slight rip in the tin foil.

Note: The rip in said tin foil does not affect the taste.

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