“Take 2 aspirin and check your credit card statement in the morning.”
That is the slogan on drunkMall, the new website which specialises in selling random items to a very special demographic – the highly inebriated.
You know the score; you’ve come in a 3 in the morning after a pint or two and just have a hankering to buy an ironically tacky Marilyn Munroe jumper, or a 2D backpack.
Well, you can purchase those and many more similar gems like these on this rather unique website…
We wish this chameleon tape dispenser changed colors…
Still cute though: https://t.co/ivOpdpVGzX pic.twitter.com/AxGyEPiKQg
— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 29, 2015
Screw Pepsi Perfect.
Here's Marty's hat: https://t.co/yMx282oUDt pic.twitter.com/MINB8AAm8P
— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 28, 2015
Cuddle Pillow elevates the Big Spoon's view and creates space for that awkard arm: https://t.co/5PXauHhJMS pic.twitter.com/SV3rVGCvCA
— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 28, 2015
We actually really like this one…
R U still down?
Tupac Shakur "Thug Life" sweatpants: https://t.co/5GlLM3BnOC pic.twitter.com/bk4C3KQmOj
— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 29, 2015
Alright, pass us that bottle of Jack and our wallet please…
Don't want your processed meat? Send it our way – we have a breakfast sandwich machine: https://t.co/89tsVqa21k pic.twitter.com/n4SjN2xy5R
— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 27, 2015