WATCH: If you're a hipster from Cork, or if you know a hipster from Cork, this is for you
Do you know the secret handshake?
This one goes out to our hipster brethren and their plans to take over the world. Mindfully.
Anyone who thinks it's purely a Dublin trend is wrong, though - down by the banks of the River Lee you'll find a pocket of people who want to get the homeless off the streets by spraying them in gold.
"Excuse me thank you please," you'll enjoy this (while fighting the urge to kill, probably).
While you're here...
Listen to Leinster's Mike Ross and ex-Ireland and Munster man Donncha O'Callaghan previewing Ireland's game with France in the Six Nations on SportsJOE's new rugby podcast, The Hard Yards.
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