He deserves every penny he’s asking for after this advert.
Selling your car online can be a tricky task. You want to try and make your car stand out from all the rest and your advert details and photos are the perfect opportunities to really give your vehicle the best chance of grabbing attention.
This Cork man wanted to get his car out from under his feet and knew he had to up the ante if he wanted to get a quick sale before he starts travelling.
John’s advert beings:
“Ladies and gentleman, Are you sick of not getting a match on tinder? Living with your parents at 27? Your mother still washing your clothes?
“Still unnecessarily dab in a nightclub even though you’re too old to do it. Then this is the car for you. A fine lil bullet of a golf. 1.4 petrol. Safe little whipper, once owned by a beautiful mother.”
The details are good and the photos are even better…
The advert continues:
“A few bumps and dinks from local celebrities dancing on the roof,” John states before adding that it drives fine and that he has driven many pint men to the pub and back in it.
He adds: “The bootspace is plentiful. Able to hold a good few bags of cans for the boys. To be honest the car needs a small clean Job. There’s crips and paynuts shpilt in it, but other than that she’s ready for road.”
We spotted the advert here at JOE and just had to get in touch with John to ask him about the unique pictures and he told us that it was all down to the work of Alan McNamara Designs.
Although the advert is hilarious and John and Alan had fun making it, his main priority is to sell it so he closed the advert with some home truths.
“On a few side notes 1. Mcgregor never stood on the actual thing 2. The real paddy losty never sat on it 3. My buddies benji murph and davey Sulls jnr are still very single.
“On another note, the car is genuinely for sale as I’m heading off soon to travel so if you’re interested give us a message.”
If you fancy buying the car, you can find the full advert here.
